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@LulZeDong

software, data, music - chaotic neutral

Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2012
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
I think the fact that I've had friends tell me they're surprised I don't drink coffee because it seems like the type of hobby I could be pretentious about is all you really need to know about me
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@Clear agents in the airport are the new kiosk workers in malls
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
I had a tweet claiming "2024 was going to be a weird year" from back in 2021 (I think I was right) but I also accidentally deleted it because I don't know how this website works any more
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
Considering how many times I've unintentionally gone to Pride events, I've never once failed to dress appropriately for Pride
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
@joshmacl Record everything, make sure you've contacted your landlord, then repair-and-deduct from rent if the issue hasn't been resolved soon
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Josh Augustin@joshmacl·
Sixth day of no hot water in our apartment so I think means I can legally make credible threats against my landlord right
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
I actually prefer turbulence on my flights because I like knowing the pilot had to work
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rach 🪩
rach 🪩@satellitesny·
the way everyone was so concerned for rex orange county when he said he was cancelling shows, when it actually was because he was accused of sexual assault. vile man
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
When I need a break from work, I lean back, pull out my phone, and respond to work Slack messages
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Neon V 💘@neonvectors·
The best part of shows is being able to make new friends and reconnect with the old ones!💖🌸
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
You said your love language was "quality time" not "quantity time" why are you mad at me????
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
"Ugh" my mother scoffs, as she sees me playing Cookie Clicker on my phone, while she actively as Pokemon Go. The hypocrisy in the air is palpable.
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
@madisonismaybe Bunch of liberal Hollywood bullshit. They don't want you to know the truth about volcanoes
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
It's really disappointing that volcanos don't actually have large holes at the top with large drops down into a pit of lava
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
"it seems like every guy a meet in a hostel is an engineer and every girl I meet is vegan" -girl in my hostel upon learning I'm an engineer
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
Reggaeton DJs should legally always be paid below minimum wage
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
@SDJ67 They'll have to order the rest of the trilogy to find out
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Sh👻ne@SDJ67·
why does Towelborg exist? is he a bath towel? or a beach towel? these are questions that will not be addressed by my screenplay.
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Sh👻ne@SDJ67·
been thinking it would be fun to meticulously work my way into being an in-demand writer/director, get offered a star wars film, and then intentionally blow it immediately by turning in a first draft script *heavily* featuring a character named Towelborg (the cyborg towel)
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
"This is much cleaner and nicer than most of the bars I go to" Arjun: "That's because this is a coffee shop Andrew"
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sam i am@LulZeDong·
I could never be a flight attendant. They just look too put together and I've never looked that way in my life.
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