Gordon the Ibis for PM

So... What did we miss while we were out... Oh yes... Dead sex offender. Suck it, pedo-enabling cookers.

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We all love art, including legal street art in the right places. But graffiti on private property & buildings is unattractive & can make some people feel unsafe. The best way to stop graffiti is quick removal. Council must step up and commit to removing graffiti within 24 hrs. #dandenong #noblepark #councilelections #IanCook #CookForNoblePark #CookForYarraman #Graffiti #StreetArt

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VOTE #1 Ian Cook for Reduced Rates: I understand that high rates are a major concern for residents. If elected, I will prioritise reducing unnecessary expenses and focus spending on essential services for the benefit of Yarraman, Noble Park and Greater Dandenong residents. #NoblePark #IanCook #Dandenong #CouncilElections #CookForYarraman #CookForNoblePark [Authorised by Ian Cook, 13 Adelaide St, Dandenong 3175] IanCook.com.au

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#SlugGate! Ian Cook is suing Dandenong Council. This is the trial that will prove who planted the slug, and why. YOU can help the slimy truth to finally come out. PLEASE donate and help fund Ian Cook's fight against Council corruption. LINK: gofund.me/d0858e46 or scan code

@BobSmit54406315 Will your alts be blocking us also? Or will that have to wait until you return from your next sulkfest?

Dan Andrews. Annastacia Palaszczuk. Mark McGowan. The most amazing Premiers ever. We salute you! 😍🥰👏 #auspol #insiders

All the best to you Annastacia Palaszczuk.

@CameronScottR Then why do you have a foreign-sounding name?

It blows my mind that having Australian flags in my bio triggers people, Guess what foos? I AM AUSTRALIAN....I LOVE MY FLAG...I LOVE MY COUNTRY Cope better. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

What an absolute hero. Australia's longest-serving female Premier, who scaled the impossible — bringing back Queensland from the brink of disaster. Annastacia Palaszczuk must be extremely proud of her impressive achievements. She is a national treasure.

@macsween_prue @AlboMP Prune showing us yet again that booze does not impart an understanding of how elections work.

What mandate does @AlboMP & his henchman the London High Commissioner, Stephen Smith have to cancel the annual Australia Day fundraiser in London? This event provides scholarships to young Aussies to study in the UK but Smith has decided to cancel it due to “sensitivities” around Aust Day. The only sensitivity Aussies have re Jan 26 are due to the ongoing attack by woke Lefties like Albanese & Smith who choose to impose their warped views on the majority of us. A bloody disgrace & another reason to throw this lot out at the next election. Clearly Albanese learnt nothing from the Referendum.

@Leo_Puglisi6 Pretty sure he'd been offered a Fed spot in the past, but basically didn't want it.

I doubt he will run BUT if he does and wins he’ll be in the Cabinet within a week and will probably try to become Prime Minister within 6 months

On Annastacia Palaszczuk. I spoke to my Aunty in QLD. She says in her opinion Annastacia Palaszczuk has been a very good premier. But she says the media bias is next level savage. You only ever hear from the opposition. And it’s all negative shit canning bullshit. Like what the Liberals and media do in Victoria to Dan and Labor. Fortunately for Victoria, we don’t fall for that bullshit. Anyway. My Aunty says she remembers well what the Liberal government did to TAFE in QLD. How they closed the TAFE’s. And the courses. Farmed the courses to private providers where they’d give a shitty short course for aged care which was the line of work she was doing. My Aunty is a registered nurse. Was teaching the diploma of nursing at a tafe. The Liberals closed it. Annastacia brought Tafe back.

@netz_melb Nellys confidence in his own howlers is long gone. Now he's reduced to crowdsourcing them with unsourced shit and push-polling. Three Premiers in a row proved him AND Keating wrong by not going out in a box. But his fave, Guilty Gladys, did (along with her paper shredder).

Annastacia Palaszczuk didn't resign out of her own free will. Her sudden departure was due to enormous pressure by union leader and powerbroker Gary Bullock and Queensland Labor president John Battams. They wanted her gone by Christmas and they got their wish. #qldpol #auspol

@netz_melb Oh look - Nelly's crowdsourcing his howlers now. Clearly sick of being blamed for making every wrong call in Aussie politics.

Over the last 6 months, 3 Labor leaders resigned suddenly - Mark McGowan (WA), Daniel Andrews (VIC) and Annastacia Palaszczuk (QLD). With Labor leaders now dropping like flies, who do you think will be next to go? #auspol #qldpol #springst #wapol #nswpol

@esilacSynohtnA @RealAlexJones Who?

BREAKING: Lefties won’t cope as @RealAlexJones is officially back! Make sure to give him a a follow. newsweek.com/alex-jones-twi…

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Brittany Higgins should pay back the 2.4 million dollars as well as all the costs that went into the investigation and trial of her false allegations

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@belinduhpyne They'll get lucky eventually.

Every time a Labor Premier resigns, Conservatives say that they will go down as the worst Premiere of all time!!! EVERY SINGLE TIME!

@ronInBendigo Didn't you visit Little St James recently?

Andrews, McGowan and Palaszczuk all scuttled off to China for instructions ... and now they've all resigned. Didn't #AirbusAlbo visit China recently?