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@LBFlyawayhome Great Artists

Time for a round of ‘you can only pick one’. Which will it be?

@NoContextBrits Greedy

Describe this meal in one word.

@Stroopwaffle Best birthday wishes to you

Only got two hours left in my thirties! gofundme.com/savejenny

Thanks for all the retweets. Imagine if I actually sell a book because of this. I'll let you know if I do.

Please retweet my pinned tweet (and follow the instructions, if you like). I have absolutely no traction on Twitter atm, and I suspect hardly anybody sees anything I post. Poor me... Thanks so much, S

@bbc5live Moon on your pyjamas by Paul Weller

🚨 It's Mixtape time! In honour of the Artemis II mission, today's theme is... the Moon! 🌛 🌚 What are the best songs that mention the Moon? Let's hear 'em! 👇

We need your help to #SaveDenby! We are sad to share that we may be forced to close and a British institution could be lost. We need your help: 1. Share this post 2. Sign the government petition 3. Buy Denby 4. Visit us at the Pottery Village Read more: denbypottery.com/pages/save-den…

If anyone needs some joy follow Patrick

@SixNationsRugby They still lost

Ollie Chessum with the interception 🤩 💪 Edge of your seat stuff in paris! #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

@bbc5live Martin Stephenson & the Daintees Crocodile Cryer

🚨 It's Mixtape time! This week's theme: Crying! 😢 🎶 What are the best songs about crying? Let's hear 'em! 👇

@ThePosieParker @ymca They all know the truth but are frightened to say it, men can never be women and vice versa.

Here the @ymca woman jabs me in the arm pretty hard when I challenge her. She was very cross. She gives the impression that she thinks women can have cocks.

@TheGazette That is a man and not relevant to International Women's Day

Colchester councillor shares her transition story for International Women's Day ift.tt/9WMPS3J

@strategywoman Its beautiful. Sending you the best of wishes, stay safe

It’s Kyiv today. I just love sharing glimpses of this city with you.

@SixNationsRugby Darcy Graham

What is the best thing about rugby? #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

@SarahjevsEvans I'm so sorry to read your sad news. Thank you for all of the lovely funny posts you've shared about him. Sending a big hug

With a broken💔I wanted to let everyone know that Boycee was put to sleep today😰.He had developed severe neurological problems which deteriorated rapidly.The vet believed that the breeders hadn’t given him the best start.Love you Boycee bach will c u again somedayx

@TheCiderShedPod Luckily I don't have any

Ruairi’s cracking up. This is what happens when you have too many vowels in your name. #TheArchers

@broadwaybabyto I've been both and neither were any fault of my own

You can become disabled or homeless at any time. They aren’t moral failings. You can’t “just try harder”. All it takes is one accident, one illness, one catastrophic event and your life changes forever. It’s a minority group you can join at any time.

@Impitoyable I quite like her, I have sympathy for the awful things that have happened in her life

This Helen storyline rests on the premise that she’s understood to be a sympathetic character, but I’d wager there isn’t a single audience member who doesn’t think she’s appalling. #TheArchers

@CamillaPargett1 I don't mind her I think she's been through some awful things

Very true, that’s why we call her Hellin #TheArchers

@MartinSLewis The Archers!

Today's FRIDAY Poll: New compulsory national soap service means you must live inside a TV soap for 6 months. It’s all real, all the characters, all the chaos. At least you can pick which 1 of these 4. Do pls explain your choice by reply too And no you can't have Neighbours!