Jolene

You can’t make me mad over a guy I chose to walk away from

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i get attached like a stray cat you accidentally fed once

If an immigrant can move here, speak no English, have no connections, no family.. and still is able to “steal your job” then maybe you’re an unqualified silly little idiot

no roster just me & my lil work schedule

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

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Cheesing thru life

Long time no see

my kid is obsessed with the construction happening on our block and wouldn’t go inside to get out of his pajamas because he was too enthralled, so one of the workers said “you need to go inside and get dressed so you can help us, it’s not safe to wear your pajamas to work”

At some point you really have to tell yourself “this is not an experience I want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that don’t benefit you in any way.

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

I have never understood the “I’m freshly postpartum and haven’t gotten to shower in multiple days” thing when mom has a partner that lives in the home w her and baby. Like that man rlly couldn’t hold the baby for 15 mins so you could go wash your ass…?

me remembering he liked other girls before me

ELEPHANT RESCUE: A veterinarian and national park staff saved an elephant mother in Thailand after they performed CPR. The elephant fainted from stress after her calf fell and got stuck in a hole. They were both rescued and safely walked back into the wild.

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

just put in my notice at work and my boss was like, "oh, so do you have another job lined up?" and i said, "no. i just don't want to work here anymore." and reader, when i tell you how loud the silence was after that....

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

You couldn’t pay me to care about myself this much