Trevor G. Lyon

bed now 👋

@nkh12349 Hey up lass xx 😊

Hi 🙋🏻‍♀️ just touching base to see how your day’s going?

@ronsterd89 Spam is lovely

@StevieDee710 Well, gwapple me gwapefruits 🤣🤣😊

Who remembers?

@MissAlly_01 OMG Ally

On my page I regularly encourage people to develop runny noses, sore heads & shivering. Does that make me a social media influenza? 🤭

@BigBearF1 fs

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the 4th then you’re looking in alderaan places.

A lorry carrying 1000s of tins of paint skidded & crashed onto its side. The driver tried to wade through the paint that had broken open. A motorist stopped to help him reach safety. He wanted to thank the motorist from the bottom of his heart, but was too overcome with emulsion.

@dineen20dineen I prefered Aztec bars

A Mars bar helps you work rest and play for 15p 1980s

My friend was listening to a copy of Wasp Sounds Of The World on vinyl🤗 I remarked that it didn’t sound like wasps and he then noticed we were listening to The ‘Bee’ Side of this recording!🤓

@dineen20dineen We had Tudor

The 1970s when you got a bag of Taytos for 7p

@dineen20dineen Aye, usually in a `steri` milk bottle

Working on the farm years ago the tea and ham sandwiches wrapped in newspaper and the bottle of tea wrapped in a sock it was brought to the field where the work was going on

@DYSONlife4real Aw, stay positive Elle love xx

@EllSimonds Hey, good day to you Laurie dear x 😊

Happy Monday!

Ave blocked jonny cadilac, doin my head in

@lippyent Tartan

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

I tend to think too much.

`Why did they build Windsor Castle so close to a busy airport?`. . ffs, Americans.

@lippyent `Jacks`

What game is this? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿