M00NBUBBLES
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🇵🇹Portugal in 2021:
"Invest EUR 500k, naturalize in 5 years"
🇵🇹 in 2025:
"We took 4 years to process your application. We put golden visa investors at the back of the line for ideological reasons. But don't worry, we'll count your wait time toward your naturalization timeline."
🇵🇹 in 2026:
"We changed the law, so now you'll only be eligible for naturalization in 2035, and the time spent waiting won't count after all.
Oh, and the processing time for naturalization is itself another 3 years. So you can look forward to a Portuguese passport in 2038, 17 years after you invested.
Unless, of course, we change something else by then.
Anyway, thanks for the half a million euros."
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$sol $pump kols be like:
"wahh why dont creators do anything, wahh they dont do anything besides launch the coin, wahh where is all the content."
and then continue buying dog shit from professional coordinated pump & dumpers and ignore tokens that have all that + a telegram
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tards
no wonder actual creators have given up trying. @a1lon9
#leftcurvewars $rejak
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In the making: a $Shaw agent that can trade! Manage a pool and place polymarket bets!
0.5% swap fees > which will be used to inflate the token price via burns and revenue sharing.
Brilliant!🔥
Ho3jdg8xbHrZxyqt1jPFqhyfTPAyMWSj8Q5nYkeBAGS
Shaw Bags@shawthenticbags
So, for the last few days we’ve been putting together a telegram based swap platform called agent $shaw. This model will function on 0.5% swap fees > which will be used to inflate the token price via burns and revenue sharing. (Exact amount to be discussed) Shaw agent will be your personal trading assistant, anytime you need help or even a second understanding > agent shaw will be there at hand ready to help! Feel free to send ideas and suggestions in the description, this drives us. Really excited to roll this out and make it a functional scalable product. More updates regarding launch and roadmap to get this used by normal traders coming - mass shaw takeover
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this is interesting:
$DREAMSFIT
CeMFDQEzEnGH3KMuAGC7hdq5RZ4aVQ4bZqu4jVcXBAGS existing app, dev in comms, Finn follows the dev
$XFREEZE
9E9euNM42He9CusPyB4aV1mi3sMu5xxgLMYmxk5ZBAGS
@yungalgorithm @_pHiL1po @sumfattytuna @aicalltv @retakedottv bro they messing with you, you gotta stick with one...
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hey everyone i am the dev for @aicalltv
we are building hyper-viral consumer apps for normies who dgaf about crypto, live and onstream on @retakedottv
if you want to get involved:
- bags coin is AMLaXJLpkyYpVyLma8pnQQnFKG8rwpWwqLpDxPNLBAGS
- retake coin (base) is 0xF8215aCef76C07bD9c5809357C09B1dE2A51bb07
- tg community: t.me/yungalgozone
- dms are open, if you want to use the product to place a free prank call, just dm me your email you signed up with and i will add you a credit
here for a good time and for a long time
lfb
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leftcurvewars@leftcurvewars
someone told me rejak is a $wojak deriv earlier today and all i could think about is we are using the dummy wojak memes as one ingredient to tell the story of the insanity that is crypto twitter trading, only war time in a galaxy far far away. The Great Left Curve Wars. Brother, we are not a "wOjAk DeRiV" wojak is literally a small fraction of what our meme and story even is. basically the non playable characters of our game. so with basic arithmetic tells me our potential ath as of right now is 252 million, give or take a few mil. do wat you want with this info. #leftcurvewars $rejak #battlefront3
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geoff@GeoffreyHuntley
$ralph now has a website at ralphcoin.org it is the landing page that explains the meme, explains how to do it, provides a timeline of last year and builds this community. thanks for the support folks i’m looking forward to exploring with you evolutionary software. we now have this magic space dust machine that enables us to reimagine what the new computer looks like. the last 40 years of computing have been build on one faulty assumption: “designed for humans and there will be humans” what if we redesigned what best practice is now that AI is here. that’s what i’m setting out to do with $ralph. explore, experiment what’s next and publish my findings. there’s one guiding principle - “humans should be ON the loop not IN the loop” gm and thank you for your support and sorry for my previous takes. thanks @BagsApp for the zoom this morning. let’s make art, let’s reimagine software.
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$RALPH Wiggum from the Simpsons was supposed to be a revolutionary AI runner?
Damien (hmu for cracked Devs)@0xDamien
Not $GAS and $RALPH The only AI coin that matters is $KLED Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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