matt

"Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story." - Max Ehrmann

Melania just wanted to show the world she'd passed her Duolingo course.

@IzaDoodle @Nas_tech_AI Yes I do this wherever possible.

@Nas_tech_AI Stop using apps. They'll only fill it up again. Browser based is best.

Your Android phone’s storage is full. You delete photos, videos, apps. It’s still full. Because it’s not the visible files that are eating up your storage. Most of it is the HIDDEN junk that Android never tells you about. I cleaned mine yesterday and got 23GB back without deleting a single photo. Here’s how:

I'm trying to imagine what the feeling must be like to reach down for your bag in the pub, only to realise the £2.2million object you were taking home from work has been stolen.

I cannot believe that the First Lady of the United States has no one in her life who cares enough about her to explain the Barbra Streisand Effect

@lizzieg999 You will still be able to sideload books to it, though I've never done it myself.

@M0THB0Y Not sure I want one. Only use that one for reading whilst sitting in the garden during what we laughingly call Summer so will just make sure there's a good selection downloaded on it to keep me occupied.

We do love our Kindles.

Ok so who's about to break the Melania/Epstein story she just tried to get ahead of?

@lizzieg999 Well it's had a good innings. Might beloved be persuaded to invest in a new one for you?

@M0THB0Y We do! I only use my 1st Gen in the garden but I'm gutted to be losing it. I don't want a new one costing £s when this one works perfectly! And The Beloved bought it for me so it's special.

@mrsverypicky 🤷‍♂️

@M0THB0Y LMAO!!!

Tbh I thought Gentleman's Relish was something rude.

Temperature on my balcony this morning 🥵

@msloobylou My best friend's girlfriend used to date Danny Dyer's younger brother.

OH GOD ARE WE BRAGGING ABOUT FAMOUSES WE'VE MET NOW? Boring.

Keep getting emails like this: "Hello, I am very interested in your offer of 4 airman postcards from the 1946 Dübendorf Airmail Exhibition! Is it still available?" (translated from German) Someone out there is giving out my email address for their business 🤷🏼‍♂️

@msloobylou Burn it in the winter.

Just found a tenner on the street. This hasn’t happened forever. I took it even though I no longer know how to use cash.

@PcPevensey Heartwarming!

@M0THB0Y How lovely is that, Matt?

Several times I've passed this red fairy door, but now there's a new one just a few feet down the path. Unauthorised development by the little people.

Just told Mum she's in an abusive relationship with our youngest poodle. He's a calculating and controlling little bugger.

Wood anemones at Collington, Bexhill today.

People so keen to diagnose Trump, maybe it's simpler than personality disorder or dementia. Anyone who can put 90 million people in fear of never seeing another sunrise is callous, cruel, evil.

Think I'll go to Hastings today. They love me there.