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TRUMP and PUTIN after Russia Launches their First #coronavaccine

@davidsonnvv @77bilion Abi dem just de whyne me all these while!!

@M0risT_T @77bilion lol 😂😂😂

At what age did you learn this? 🤔

God’s plan

@oxygist Later they’ll say it’s their Saddies Moneythat they’re enjoying… just look at the Old Man almost jumping with pride. I also noticed that the supervisor or something does ethically know he was shocked when he introduced himself as this son (.Humility)

The moment Kanayo O Kanayo paid a surprise visit to his son, who works at a pharmacy in Maryland, USA after not seeing him for a year🥹❤️ (#Tarius5daysChallenge Imisi and Mensan Finished Abia State Burna)

@Nig_Farmer This is not how we produce palm oil where Im from. But that doesn’t invalidate the fact that probably this is the way y’all do your own production. It also doesn’t invalidate the fact that it is ABSOLUTELY DIRTY and nobody should eat such

People that were born in Lagos, or city center, never been to a farm or food producing community dey call me fake farmer, online farmer The semi automated palm milling machine is pretty new to our palm processors, most of the palm oil processors in African communities use the old manual method, how many processors can afford the mill when the kernel is seasonal? We produce palm oil in our family we don't use this method, my grandma never used this method, Yoruba people are dirty they're the ones using this method, we don't use this method in my village - Aye yin ti ta pau! People that know nothing about a thing are the one correcting & dragging professionals in the field. This Twitter is truly a leveler! Anyways that first born of a b@sturd @UchePOkoye Ti alaaro bani ko da fun e - Ogun lakaye aye ma fi eje e we losan aye e ni. Oo ni jere aye! Video by @JarvixSimon 🙏

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@instablog9ja Few years ago all my efforts to raise just 1M to invest into my business proved futile This life no just balance

Life is certainly not balanced on some pedestal

@gbolahann0 A1

@GabrielLaw40232 @Chase_Sithole Likeeeeee😭😭😭😂😂 It’s frustrating and funny at the same time

@Chase_Sithole You cannot even try to enjoy South Africans comment session “It’s been really good nklytqwmbxz gtrwtpklgfz bdnsnsjakehebdheke sheheyehekdkdudhdndj kansbeheheueiekdn bsnsjskaiehebdjeksksi

He wasn’t funny, we were just kids 😭

@Thehustler606 @MaxCrypt_ @instablog9ja @grok, analyze this through the lens of the Nigerian laws and constitutions

@MaxCrypt_ @instablog9ja U never jam who go put you for jail If I buy a first phone from you and i found out the phone is faulty,I have automatically assume all the phones in your shop have problems,so I would rather ask for my money back peacefully or through police.

As a business owner would you take this suggestion? 👇🏼

Poverty is the worst thing to exist Poverty reduces God to Just a provider of money, visa, food, house, clothes and other things for basic survival Poverty makes you think education is valid only when educated people are buying houses and exotic cars Poverty does not allow the poor to see poetry, philosophy, science, and technology This is why poor countries have everyone wanting to be Doctors, Nurses, Lawyers and Engineers. All because the possibility of getting a job with those is high You won't see people in poor countries aspire to become bio-scientists, geneticists, data researchers, physicists, sociologists and social designers, etc. No you won't. Meanwhile these are the people who invent, patent and own everything Doctors and Nurses use. These are the people who design societies and behaviours that lawyers live around. A country does not get really rich because of its numbers of doctors, nurses, lawyers and engineers. It gets really rich because it has lots of passionate researchers and innovators coming up with theories that will produce the next-level MRI, the next level medicine, the next-level social sciences and design. This is why one of my goals is to fight poverty in Nigeria.

@MaxCrypt_ @instablog9ja Carry matchet enter bush my boss

@instablog9ja So i should be the solution to the insecurity in the country, or the solution to the unending price hikes??? Tell me deboye, how tf am i supposed to be a solution to that??

Don’t Just Criticise Leaders , Be the Solution — Pastor Adeboye Urges Nigerian Youths The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye, has called on young Nigerians to rise above mere criticism of leadership and focus on becoming solution providers.

@itsme_urstruly Because it’s AI that’s why AI dont get fat

They’ll spark the most unnecessary conversations and even turn back just so you can hear them. Oga, just take me to where I’m going and stop talking before your mouth scatters my sense. 😆

Because we no get sense nau 😩😤🤣🤣

@peace_igho For your life, No try am again

I made fried rice for my birthday 😌

@omoalhajaabiola Please an accountability partner on project management.

30-for-30 Do something for 30 minutes in 30 days - Choose a skill - Commit to doing it for 30 minutes in 30 days - Find your accountability partner in the comment section Track your progress Are you in?

@OneJoblessBoy Feelings by @mreazi 😪🙏🥰 Played on repeat for months dah year

You meet someone who’s never heard Mr Eazi. What’s the first song you play?