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And there we go *TRUMP: HAVEN'T CANCELED MEETING W/ XI *TRUMP: MIGHT STILL HAVE XI MEETING




🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ILLINOIS GOV THINKS TRUMP IS LAUNCHING RED DAWN: CHICAGO EDITION Illinois Governor JB Pritzker just unveiled his latest doomsday script. According to him, Trump has a “nefarious plan” ripped from the tyrant’s playbook: send in troops, stir up chaos, then overthrow democracy. Basically, he thinks the Marines are about to stage Red Dawn: Chicago Edition. Pritzker warned that these troops are “trained for war, not crowd control,” as if the 82nd Airborne is parachuting into Wrigleyville to confiscate deep dish pizzas. He even promised to run to court the second Trump “trips the wire.” Someone get this guy a tinfoil helmet and a juice box. Here’s the kicker: while predicting martial law, Pritzker bragged that homicides have dropped in half under his watch. So Illinois is somehow both a crime success story and one bad day away from dictatorship, depending on which part of his rant you listen to. If Trump really wanted to spook Pritzker, he wouldn’t need troops. Just send him an ATF intern with a clipboard and a “Make Chicago Safe Again” hat. Cheers to Tears of the Left!

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