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@JupiterExchange wtf going on with perps- U guys gunna exit scam on winning trades?

@CryptoKaleo This chart make me hungry

$MSTR Things are about to get interesting

@CryptoKaleo @Strategy @saylor Bro is trying to make the next black swan

You also have $6.7B of cash obligations you need to pay in the next two years. You’ve diluted MSTR so much there’s no way the debt converts. So you need to come up $10.1B+ of CASH in the next two years by either selling MSTR or selling Bitcoin. STRC is <$90 and isn’t bouncing back, so that’s not an option (and it would be a little insane to raise cash via the asset you’re paying the obligation to). The premium for the mNAV is approaching 1, so selling MSTR won’t be a viable option much longer. So the responsible thing you should do is cut your losses sooner rather than later and sell the Bitcoin now. The lower the price is that you’re forced to sell, the more BTC you’ll be forced to sell to raise the same amount of cash.

We have 32 years of dividend coverage through our $BTC Reserve.

@elonmusk Oh fuccccck were cooked - I really hope Alberta separates from this shit-

Canada is cooked

@simpelyfe Simple tweet, yet effective

I'm a big Elon fan, but somebody should've told him X was not a good brand name. 3 1/2 years later, we're still calling it twitter or having to write X/twitter or the ocassionally Xitter. Your friends failed you, Elon...

@GigaBasedDad Lil mfs think he got this liquid in his chequing accounts ready to hand out

The math checks out! Except now he can make it 2 billion, right Elon? 🤣

@poe_real69 I remember early sol days when we would just ride everything to millions nothing was jeeted early

first they jeet when the token bonds now they jeet when dex is paid

@CoinMarketCap WAIT U MEAN WE WONT BE ABLE TO TARGET GAPS ANYMORE?!

LATEST: 📈 CME Group will offer 24/7 Bitcoin and Ethereum futures trading starting May 29, with the exchange reporting a record $3 trillion in crypto derivatives volume in 2025.

@shrimpgangsol I tried this with DM now im poor as hell

@IcedKnife Throwback

Just smashed my TV in front of 22 guests at my sons birthday party because of SOL price. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at her mom’s house. This crypto shit has ruined my marriage. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye, I cannot trench any longer.

@mistor Dudes hog is record breaking Someone write this down

you know who WASN’T in the Epstein files

*opens chart*

Sad to see such a good meme get nuked like this- $DM applies to 99% of crypto Twitter / whole solana eco system.

@GivnerAriel RIP 💀

“Warmest retards, Ariel.” Someone send help.

Liberty

@AbuAniks @KookCapitalLLC Worth the gamble

@MADCapSol @KookCapitalLLC This could just be one of those runners out of the blues, it's sleeping too much though

i am simply asking for $6k entry on a $100m token

@AbuAniks @KookCapitalLLC All it takes is a couple good shills

@MADCapSol @KookCapitalLLC But who's gonna buy, FOMO for faders

@LieutenantPonzi 🤣

@crypto_bitlord7 vU61pRHSmaodHtXMS7CknGwjWd5KKhVjKXRbV4ipump Time to rotate.

lol. $PENGUIN is already 100x $PNUT virality Which puts us roughly at $21B market cap