Jake M

@TonyMarrese Shut up artard

The reason cannabis now gives people psychosis is because men have messed with it. Naturally occurring weed has a THC content of around 5%, GMO weed has a THC content of up to 20%. 4 times the strength. Its a bit like normal lager being replaced by fortified wine. Imagine drinking a few pints of that? Again, the greed demons got involved and destroyed something that God created. The weed people smoke now isn't what Bob Marley was smoking back in the day, its as bad as Arla Milk, or GMO corn. So if you are an 'organic food' person bare this in mind next time you buy some weed. Best thing to do is to get some natural seeds and grow your own. I actually made a video about this on a show I used to be a host on 25 years ago on Channel 4. Heavy TV with Normski and others. I also may well be the last person to black up on British TV. 😂 #cannabis

@LASHYBILLS Fuck this little nagger

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

Found that @FoaznPoker vending machine.

@kellytx2 Fucking dorks

They were definitely at this same rink back in the 70s, back when the music was louder, the wheels were louder, and these three ruled the floor like absolute kings. You can still tell they owned this place back in the day!🔥🛼

@TukiFromKL Howard Walowicz would never have allowed this.

🚨 BREAKING: The most expensive spacecraft ever built.. $93 billion to get us back to the moon.. is being rotated toward the sun because the $30 million toilet vent froze and filled the capsule with the smell of frozen piss.. it’s 2026.. astronauts are peeing into backup bags because the high-tech plumbing on our return-to-the-moon mission needs sunlight to thaw.. apollo guys did this in 1969 with duct tape and a prayer.. we came back half a century later with a $30 million toilet that still can’t beat zero degrees.. they built an entire launch system over seven years.. spent more than the GDP of 100 countries.. and the mission is being run like a student housing maintenance request.. “can you turn the heat up.. the bathroom is frozen again.” nasa is fighting physics.. it’s also fighting a procurement machine that charges taxpayers $93 billion to deliver the same bathroom the apollo boys had when richard nixon was president.. this is the most expensive smell in human history.

@ShaneTuttleNCAA @TheSGPNetwork I was never a Dan Hurley guy….But seriously, how can you not love this dude?

UConn freshman Braylon Mullins shares a recent April Fools prank gone wrong text exchange with coach Dan Hurley:

@TemooTitan The smoke detector. Fucking perfect lmao

Did he pour too much sugar in the kool or the right amount?

@HeyRosenberg MY DAWG!

Anybody pick up uconn live at +1200? lol

@TheColbyD fucking love this dude lmao

@primetateHQ @Cobratate I think it’s cool that he acknowledged/thanked the waiter genuinely.

🚨🇦🇪#BREAKING: A massive storm is about to hit Dubai, with a year’s worth of rain expected in just one day.😳 Andrew Tate reveals how he’s preparing his 103 supercars to make sure none of them get flooded:

@TheSGPNetwork im sorry, but wtf is this?!

@TheSGPNetwork idk whats worse: the hairline or the eyebrows..

@MattyBetss Didn’t this turn out horribly last year?

I’m BLINDLY putting $1,000 on EVERY underdog to win OUTRIGHT in March Madness Tournament 🏀🐕 (year 5) This year I’m going to make sure: 1. Taking OPENING dog ML’s (not closing) 2. I’m getting the best possible price using Novig, a prediction market ❤️ if you might tail (or for Goodluck!)

@TheColbyD Good omen for the week to come? Keep the lucky streak going!

I’m fairly certain I’ve never ever had the 1st bag from the flight hit the carousel before any other. Which is crazy cuz I’ve been on a shit ton of flights.

@espn @seantgreen Been smoking my WEEEED! 😂

Alabama star Aden Holloway has been arrested on a felony drug charge, four days before his team is set to play in the NCAA tournament. Holloway, the team's second leading scorer, has been charged with first-degree possession of marijuana and failure to affix a tax stamp. spr.ly/6010B6uZAE

@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir Watching you whine and complain for the past day has made me unfollow you. ✌🏻

Thousands of people are in line with about 6 customer service agents working for @AlaskaAir at SeaTac. At this point we’ve been standing in line for a couple hours with at least a thousand ahead of us in line.

@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir First world problems 😂

Hey @AlaskaAir we’ve been on the tarmac in Seattle for almost 4 hours with no update. They don’t have a gate for us. Our plane is just driving around in circles. We missed our connection to Tokyo. Any guidance would be appreciated.

@LosTalksPats @TheSGPNetwork ✍️

Eagles WR AJ Brown on #Patriots HC Mike Vrabel: “He’s gonna call on you in the meetings. He wanna make sure that you’re staying engaged… At the time, I didn’t really like Vrabe. I didn’t like him. I admit that, he knows that. So, [in my notebook] I used to write ‘I hate Vrabe. I hate Vrabe. I hate Vrabe.’ Right? But, I was doing that to pretend like I was taking notes to look like I was engaged… He was so hard on me when I was rookie… I didn’t really understand what he was trying to push me to be.” (🎥 @DudesOnDudesPod)

@FezzikSports So you lost your entire bankroll in 10 months? And then another 20U?! Might be time to retire.

Jan-Oct 2025: -120 units for me. Just terrible . Clearly I was washed (despite winning +250 units the 5 winning years before)