My Asian Life
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My Asian Life
@maslife
German businessman, investor, traveller in Asia. I am writing about residencies, investments, travel hacks, and the good life in Asia.
Asia Katılım Eylül 2024
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@zybach717 true but Modern Standard Arabic isnt really spoken among the Arabs (dialects instead), but at least you can read and write in it
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@johndory1914 welcome! But it takes some to time to get used to drinking beer out of plastic bags 😅
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@wander_investor ‚Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation‘ would be great too 😁
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this would be the average mexican woman if their diet wasn’t based on corn and motor oil
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@archi_tradition because so few people, let alone political 'leaders' can ride 😁
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@eriktorenberg Give woman social status for be mother. Mongolia do this. It work
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@milchickfan42 And some nice Schmiss (dueling scars) on his cheek 🇩🇪⚔️🧐
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@tomhuzz Interesting thought, will try next time I’m out of Asia, no tipping whatsoever here 😁
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dubai bouncer, 6'5" nigerian guy
gold teeth, broken english
waves me past a 2-hour queue
"why?" i asked
thought he mistook me for someone
"you tip before party
not after
only one type comes back"
handed him 200 dirhams earlier
just being polite
didn't expect special treatment
"rich people tip going in
poor people tip going out
one is investment
one is charity"
watched the queue while drinking
noticed the pattern:
flashy guys arguing about cover charge
real money walking straight through
no questions asked
decided to test his theory
that whole night:
tipped the bathroom attendant first
got insider info on private party
tipped the bartender before ordering
never waited for a drink again
tipped the valet before parking
they watched my car like hawks
met 3 potential clients that night
all in areas i wouldn't normally access
closed £30k in deals within a week
now i pre-tip everywhere:
barbers: perfect cuts, zero wait
restaurants: tables appear from nowhere
hotels: upgrades i never requested
flights: "somehow" business class opens up
that bouncer changed my whole philosophy:
luck isn't random
it's pre-paid
you don't tip because you got service
you tip because you want service
poor people react
rich people pre-act
started teaching this to students:
"pay before you need to
give before you have to
tip before they serve you"
one student started pre-tipping
at every business meeting location
never waits for a table
always gets the quiet room
closing rate went up 40%
because when you tip after
you're saying "thank you"
when you tip before
you're saying "i'm valuable"
completely different energy
completely different results
the lesson:
stop waiting for luck
start manufacturing it
with 50 dirham bills
fortune favors the prepared
but serves the pre-tippers
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#HanoiDiary One of the best things about Hanoi is probably bia hoi, the fresh beer served in iconic green hand-blown glasses, accompanied by yummy food and your best friends. A glass costs less than 50 cents, so there’s no reason not to drink plenty!


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@MyLatinLife I wonder why it’s Latin inside, but Italian on the front cover 🧐
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@wander_investor Looks like it was written by a German, with all those capitalized nouns 😆
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@BowTiedPassport Peruvian cuisine and Argentine steaks/wines are great too
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@ErrolTostigson yes, but keep in mind that if you know Chinese Hanzi and some phonological rules, you understand 70% of Korean/Japanese vocabulary, and about 40% Vietnamese. In these areas, literary/classical Chinese used to be a written lingua franca before the 20th century.
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