Math the Band

rip math the band they all died

Going to the dentist to get my teeth rotated

Malcoming the middle

@MarkHamburger I said sorry

big Fuck You to the lady at karaoke who put my full McDonald's order into the trash

You know,,there are more grains of sand on a beach than there are grains of sand on a smaller beach

@TwistedWizard14 Which album of they’res would you recommend

@MATHTHEBAND Tragic Kingdom

What are some albums that have guitar, but like also drums maybe and vocals also too as well additionally

@VirtuaCat Oh my god thank you so much :)

@MATHTHEBAND this is like a tweet from achewood

*checks in-ear monitor* ok folks I’m getting a report here, alright so apparently I have “resting blue man group” face?

@paulwall1970 Perfect. No notes.

Rip Andy Warhol , you would have loved generative ai 😔

I remember when they were called Andrew Faction Ijad

Me (trying to flirt) : “so did it hurt?” Satan: “yes. You know what yes it did and I don’t really want to talk about it”

Oh yeah? Well if I’m such a tool, then how come excellent craftsmen are always blaming me for things???

My review of John Cage’s, 4’33: “Absolutely perfect. No notes.”

good news! My psychic says it’s ok to use social media again to celebrate I am going to post a photo on social meida

“You miss 100% of the shots you take” -Wayne Gretzky (to someone who really sucks at hockey)

You hope your email finds me well? Ha! Your email will never find me! I am 10 steps agead of you

remember Math the Band?

@iamtherog Congrats!!!!

Florence Maureen Feeley-Lussier arrived quickly, entering this moral coil on Halloween, 2023. So quickly, in fact that she was born in the upstairs bathroom. Baby and mom are recovering in the hospital and I have acquired a new life skill.