Madhvendra Bajpai

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Madhvendra Bajpai

@MBajpai_14

Kar raha hu yaar mein mehnat 😫

India Katılım Ekim 2017
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FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.
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Bas kar de advertising case study, samajh gaya cricket is a religion in India
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Haagen Dazs: Ice cream brand for some, Bengali with loose motions for others.
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The jump seat in an aircraft cockpit is basically a cuck chair for pilots
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
You know what that "cleverly branded" influencer reel you paid for looks like to most consumers? The video version of their spam folder.
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Whoever discovered milk could've called it Cow juice, and honestly the fact that they didn't is a rare humanity W
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Okay but if a soldier on the Ukraine Russia border gets a handy can we call it a tug of war?
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Been 4 days and my Linkedin feed is still filled with posts about Piyush Pandey sir, a man who never spent energy on building a "Personal Brand", only focused on his craft. Now if only our Chief Linkedin Officers could get back to doing what they were hired for...
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Honestly at this point might as well just rename Delhi’s IGI Airport Terminal 1 as Indigo Airbus-adda ✈️
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Tarini Bakshi@tarinisarah·
So much of the ‘tipsy/fun’ feeling in bars is about thinking you’re drunk and so is every one else. Imagine an iteration of this where *some* but not all of your drinks contain alcohol. Drink a fraction of what you would, have equal amounts of fun and pay only for what you drink
enthu-cutlet 🍜@_waabi_saabi_

1/ Wow, sobriety is really picking up in B’lore, huh? Went to Practically Sobar, India’s first sober cocktail bar today. 📌 It’s nestled in the lush premises of Green Theory, Convent Road (close-ish to Cubbon Park)

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Tarini Bakshi@tarinisarah·
The laws of the universe state that you can either live at a walkable distance from your office or you can get a @Swiggy Credit Card but not both.
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
So we really are sending our trash to space now
SUAREZ@suayrez

@katyperry Imagine getting the chance to be in space for 6 minutes and spending the whole time looking into a camera

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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Who called it swallowing sperm and not gulpable homicide 💀
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Wordle 1,343 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 CEO of being late to the party
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Damn, Jio and Hotstar came together, made a cumstain of a logo and thought nobody would notice.
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Advertising agencies truly want to change the world… so long as the idea in question can do it within this year’s Cannes cycle. And that’s why we’re not taken seriously as an industry.
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Madhvendra Bajpai@MBajpai_14·
Amul Macho pehen ke nacho
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