Matt Bendoris

The way Amnesty’s handled this - apologising to those it defamed then apologising to activists for apologising to those it defamed - is a total fucking trip.

2026 Pavel Nedved looks like Stephen Graham acting as Pavel Nedved.

@Schwarzenegger Congrats, you’re still built like a tank.

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We boycotted it before it was cool

This new @ScotRail app is great, unless you want to buy a ticket

“play the scotto!”

We’re losing the plot when it comes to free speech. There are few issues on which Jonathan and I agree, especially on Palestine Action. That’s irrelevant. But for him to be arrested for no more than expressing an opinion? That way lies madness and dictatorship. Free Jonathan Porritt!!!

"How was your first day?" "I don't want to talk about it."

In bits over this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big news in the Washington Post. Scotland's top rate of tax lost £30bn in revenue. An impressive feat when all of Scottish tax comes to about £20bn.

@that_1 She actually cannot act, at all.

Meghan sure does know how to pick the correct face expression

How about *nobody* calls for their political opponents to be killed? Not even as a 'poor taste joke'? Maybe take that as a starting point and see if we can edge forward from there.

The wheels are coming off the dim-witted authoritarian known as Zack Polanski @suzanne_moore telegraph.co.uk/gift/eb4e15e06…

Cyclist Krists Neilands shows how to open a beer with your bike right after finishing the Tour de France.

@WingsScotland You had me at Monica Bellucci, you crafty bastard.

Pretending Scottish Labour is still a meaningful rival to the SNP is like pretending "Rangers" have been a meaningful rival to Celtic for the last 15 years. The difference is, no billionaire idiots are going to ride to Scottish Labour's rescue. wingsoverscotland.com/the-nobodies/

@chrisshipitv @GailGlew Harry will cover his portion by selling his wife’s jam! 🤣🤣🤣

Les vidéos d 'ecopage de Canadair depuis le poste, tu peux en voir 4000. c'est toujours aussi impressionnant..

"It's a bit like finding Bin Laden in Manhattan" @mattforde on Nicola Sturgeon's move to London In interview with @MBendoris, he calls Sturgeon a "blagger" who politicised the pandemic, among other things, and tips a possible political comeback Video⤵️ thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1…