Matt

Give every pretty girl a ride, till you find one like your mama 🎶 @JonTLangston

Put your hands on your hips if you miss baseball season. Even the umpires understood the assignment. @wcbleague 📸: @perreauxphoto / @YQLSports #GoldStandard

UPDATE: found one like my mama

Give every pretty girl a ride, till you find one like your mama 🎶 @JonTLangston

I’m back on Twitter and I’m engaged. @LCampbell_10 is that dire enough

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This guy really said “more paint” 😂😂 twitter.com/the_minorities…

@Savvyjo13 About time you said something.

In front of me tonight at 5 guys there was a couple. The guy working at the till explained to the gal what size a regular of fries were, she legit said “that’s it.” I fell in love.

@MandyCottrell Pretty sure this happened one of the years I was there

@Kasey_Leeann Yea I crave feet too.

@Kasey_Leeann That darn foot network

52 MINUTES LEFT TO RETWEET THIS! 1 Retweet = 1 #NBAVote for @DeMar_DeRozan

@ThomasSander1 Just grab your toque. Put on a couple more layers and deal with it

It is absolutely absurd that schools are closing because of the cold.

@kyliewakeford @katieereidy 🤔🤔

@TheStanzz Pitching machine? No thanks

Lol @jasonbarlett ‘s snap story is one of the best stories I’ve ever seen.

If Uber had an option where a guy with a mullet picked you up in a '87 Chevy Silverado w/ the windows down, blaring Travis Tritt, cooler full of Coors in the truck bed & responded to everything you said w/ "hell yea brother" then I'd choose it more often than I'm proud to admit

My New Years resolutions -Post more boomerangs on the gram -Get better at holding babies w/o looking awkward -Tame a wild animal -Take more shots (risks, alcohol, and contested 3s in pickup basketball) -Rewatch at least one episode of The Office everyday -Stop balding