There is no Melanie, only Zuul

Look at me. I am the laptop now.

@ChroniclesOfAzu 5 languages in a trenchcoat

"This isn't even my final form." #TaylorSwift #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourParis #GettyImages

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Everyone: You are without a doubt the worst headliner I've ever heard of. Eric Church: But you have heard of me.

I wonder if all the angry MAGA #Stagecoach viewers understand the point that Eric Church is using his platform to make. That similar to Rock n Roll, Country music owes everything to black - primarily gospel - music…

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Hello? Is this thing on? What day is it, out there? It's WHEN??? Oh no.....it seems like something's off with the timeline.... Okay, can you check back in tomorrow? I've got some work to do because if this is what I think it is, we're in some serious trouble. #InkysReviewEvent

Members of the universe, there's been a theft of time! Learn more about what you can do to help the Time Agency catch this Thief and restore order to the timeline as soon as possible here: fanfictalk.com/forum/584-proj… #InkysReviewEvent

BILBO: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve! EVERY HOBBIT IN THE AUDIENCE:

@barelytolerabIe I lost it 😂

The pining

“Oh my god, they were co-owners!” 👀

@starlitcastles Sure!

@MCD_writes Hey Melanie! Is it okay if I message you about something regarding the forums on here?

Credit to @xoruffitup 😙🤌🏻

Fanfic writers will really post things like this and then expect us to be okay and move on with our lives

@barelytolerabIe I still think about this all the time

Well. I think Joel Fry and Sarah Snook might have some availability now to do that Persuasion adaptation. How about it? 😬

Me as I finally stop sleeping on All Creatures Great and Small and try to avoid spoilers while I catch up on earlier seasons.

@starlitcastles What a sweet baby, I’m so sorry for your loss, Di!

@barelytolerabIe I always feel like this, though the funny thing is I went to a NYE party like this one year at some swanky SaMo hotel about 10 years ago and after being there about 20 minutes I was ready to leave. 😂

Why don’t I have any friends that throw NYE parties like this 😤