MC Gull

696 posts

MC Gull

@MCGull

Street Physician, multiple universes leading expert, can hold breath for over a minute.

Katılım Ağustos 2010

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MC Gull@MCGull·30 May

@thatfrood Can I rat that up for you?

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Devon Hardware’s Wife@thatfrood·19 May

restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”

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Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke·11 Mar

triples is best. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON. season 3. may 30.

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Simpsons Quotes@Simpsons_tweets·23 Ağu

"Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... Malk?"

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David Roth@david_j_roth·10 Şub

Gazpacho police/arrest this woman/her Andalusian refreshments are making me feel ill twitter.com/hugolowell/sta…

Hugo Lowell@hugolowell

New: House Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene is railing against Pelosi’s “gazpacho police” — intending to refer to the Nazi Gestapo, itself a nonsense comparison, but instead referring to a cold tomato soup.

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MC Gull@MCGull·6 Şub

@BDeanESQ Oooo he luv an ump

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Your King@BDeanESQ·5 Şub

🖕🏻

SI MLB@si_mlb

MLB umpire Joe West has officially retired today

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NFL@NFL·20 Eyl

"LAMAR! Do you want to go for this?" 😈

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obvious plant@obviousplant_·17 Eyl

Just One Chicken Nugget

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MC Gull@MCGull·15 Eyl

@BDeanESQ Not in the car you drive

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Your King@BDeanESQ·15 Eyl

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comedycentral@ComedyCentral

Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.

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MC Gull@MCGull·24 Ağu

@android What's the deal with these status notifications? How many do I need when connected to AA?

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MC Gull@MCGull·22 Ağu

@Landgrant33 Dude, band* together.

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Land-Grant Holy Land@Landgrant33·21 Ağu

Bahahahahaha, the SEC manipulated the playoff expansion plan by not disclosing that they were poaching Texas and Oklahoma, and now they’re mad that three other conferences banned together to outsmart them and take back all of the power. Go cry, Pawwwwwwl.

SEC Football News@SECfootball

Paul Finebaum sees the ACC, Big Ten, Pac-12 alliance as ’embarrassing for proud conferences’ dlvr.it/S642FB

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MC Gull@MCGull·20 Ağu

@GracoBaby Does anyone monitor gracoconsumercare@newellco.com? What's the best way to get product support?

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MC Gull@MCGull·4 Tem

@wapplehouse @BDeanESQ one entry for mine friend here

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse·2 Tem

🚨 🚨 🚨 Like and RT for your chance to win 100,000 wasps delivered right to your home!!!🚨 🚨🚨👈👈 👈 win100000wasps.com

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MC Gull@MCGull·17 Nis

@subaru_usa When can we expect an android auto portrait mode update?

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Chris Wade@saywhatagain·20 Oca

Four years ago, I started saving the best of the incredibly bizarre, stupid and bad vibes photos being rapidly produced by the Trump administration to cathartically post today. Here is my Surreal Trump Photo Dump

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MC Gull@MCGull·8 Oca

@HawleyMO @simonschuster in other words: the printing company doesn't want to print about your aggrievements tantamount to the " still waiting for our cheese" meme. What an enormous baby you are.

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