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@duchessoflelan Kama leo ngware nimeitiwa shugli ya bamboo but sikua na plug...wacha mbana nikuvutie

There is a lot of bamboos at home, where can we sell it to

@ReallyVirtual Reading it in May 2026

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

@nyaika256 Hii kitu nainyoosha na probox, I can't relate

This is the hardest car to keep up with on any highway, nga I’ve chased the ka thing . Been averaging 160km/hr for almost 30 minutes

@Anko_sum @ivymuthe Is it in the constitution?

@ivymuthe So far there are rules and regulation NO PHONES ALLOWED IN SCHOOL in which some students choose to ignore and carry them

I saw a video of teachers smashing students’ phones and I was completely shocked. This is 2026 — technology is advancing rapidly, and phones have become an essential part of daily life.Instead of destroying them, schools should simply collect the phones at the beginning of term and return them to the students on the closing day. In developed countries, students are allowed to bring their phones but hand them over to staff until they need to use them, or they get them back when school closes. We should adopt similar sensible policies in our schools, because phones are here to stay.Resorting to destructive acts like this in the name of punishment is pure stupidity. Watching a teacher pick up a hammer and smash a KSh 30,000 phone genuinely pained me. It’s heartbreaking and completely unnecessary.

@hudumaManda Goose ndio 7k plus..hizo na kuku bei ni almost the same

Jirani ameniuzia hawa wawili na 1500 and the deal was too good hadi nikajishuku. Big broh alibuy wengine from a different place away from home wa white in colour na 7k. How?

@FauzKhalid You are not the target audience so tulaaaa!

Was he misquoted ? If not,huyu ndio mnataka am toe Ruto mamlakani 🤣🤣

@Vickyjr @AmWho10485 @kamauwaruhiu You couldn't stand it juu una supply mabati?

@AmWho10485 @kamauwaruhiu A bad joke I couldn’t stand it 🙆‍♂️😭

I was asleep and a business idea has come to me in a dream. Hear me out. I have this land that is in my name. I want 20 people to contribute money so I can build 20 houses. After the houses are done, I will sell them to other people and buy more land. The 20 guys will continue contributing while I build more houses. If any of them want a house they will pay the same as those not contributing . I will call it "Affordable Housing." --

@Shockwave_yv @SangKip4 You can have one number plate for multiple cars as long us they are registered under one entity..keep in mind you need to have the normal number plate for you to get the custom one

@SangKip4 Swali ni if all number plates zinafanana ju hii number plate iko na different cars

Ukiona any car with Cenos Tuning sticker wacha tu ipite

@KosgeiPhi41659 @peter_adoyo @edwinsifuna @RadioJamboKenya Nauza hii tisho

@peter_adoyo @edwinsifuna @RadioJamboKenya

@RadioJamboKenya wanadai “unavoidable circumstances” 😁😁😁😁 but IYKYK! Hata ndio mzuri nione Arsenali wakipigwa bila pressure ya kuamka mapema.

@amos_dulex No one plays hockey with their mother

Number 16 English people, help

@JalangoMwenyewe Umeleta ngori ndio usolve hiyo ngori 😂 ngori!

Ng’anya culture is here to stay. We’re heading back to court, and I will personally cover all legal fees as we appeal the ruling. This is an industry that drives Nairobi. People travel from all over just to experience matatu culture—the art, the music, the energy.

@evenmaina Migori niko full support for my Lecturer @HesbonHansen

Hostile takeover. This would have never happened under Railas watch. This is what you get for selling ODM to Ruto for peanuts.

@Ogindo_Midumbi @davidmartiney @Safaricom_Care 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 amejenga ukuta na pillows kwa kitanda

@davidmartiney @Safaricom_Care Ameniblock huski.

Good afternoon @Safaricom_Care , Following my complaint 2 days ago where you referred to me as Veronica, I hereby notify you that you will be contacted by my legal team to demand for the damages you've caused to my marriage. To date, u've taken no action to correct it.

@kamauwaruhiu But si ni minister wa security so his walk is justified

Growing up in a Kikuyu homestead, the first casualty was your gourmet tongue. We buried it at age 5. We don’t do fancy here. The spice rack had one MVP: salt. Pepper was for the rich, and herbs were what goats ate. Our food prep wasn’t cooking, it was emergency first aid. Step 1: boil. Step 2: mash. Step 3: survive. That’s the full recipe book. But honestly, that was the appetizer to our real problem. The main course? Meal prep for the apocalypse. Githeri wasn’t cooked, it was commissioned to last 4 business days. Refrigerators? Those were myths, like dragons and polite in-laws. I used to swear bacteria took one sniff of our cooking and filed for relocation. Just when that githeri started plotting a coup in the sufuria, Mum would baptize it with cold water and sentence it to 2 more days of hard labor. But the undisputed champion of immortality was mukimo. That thing would grow a fur coat of mold and still get served with pride. I’m convinced it could outlive all of us. Anyway, to cut this long suffering short, my house runs on the Rule of Two. Food is legally allowed to exist for two meals: supper and lunch. After that? Hiyo ni contract ya mbwa yangu Kipchumba. He’s our official food waste management officer, and he’s thriving. Leo amekula bishori rice anatembea kama minister.

@beyoumf Ferrari

gun to your head name an italian

@ombachi13 Ugali ikiangalia lobuster ikiifuata kwenda kwa osofagas 😂😂😂😂

Luxury Meets Tradition. Grilled Lobster & Steak, Feta Cucumber Salad and steaming hot ugali with fitness and food enthusiast Ugali Man.

@chris29ke Tuseme tuu ukweli, wewe ukieza jipata kwa giza unaeza jiibia? Si utatoka mbio?

Since I started living in Githurai, sijai ona wizi, mostly naingia kwa nyumba saa tano usiku Hiyo inakuanga tu propaganda huku online, this place is very safe

@KeleleSaysKE @ignyharaz2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣shaper man...sharpest of the sharpest

@ignyharaz2 Is Papa wa Roma a joke to you? Ameosha hadi royal family ya Saudi😂😂😂😂

Kunakuang na waluhya sharp kweli ?

@MRSMuruguu @WilliamsRuto 3/4 ni security tupu

Wamunyoro has been bragging of having full command of the Mrima region. Juzi tu alisema development has been redirected to the Luo region, saying there’s no notable development in Mt. Kenya under @WilliamsRuto . Clearly Murang’a hawajui Wamunyoro ni barabara ya wapi😂. As we speak, KES 2 billion is being deployed to complete the Mau Mau roads network, at the same time, an 18.5 km road linking Kiriko, Kagumoini, Gitugi, Chui and Karugia is already under construction at KSh 897 million. Najua watasema ni AI lakini Guys!!! This is earlier today, TUTAM is a reality!

@ShawnWyt45189 Essence ni upuzi, hauezi elewa hawa watu. World view Yao na yako ni tofauti

essence ya mtu kubuy nduthi na 150K afanyie hii upuzi huwanga nini?