Mike DeVito

@BoxheadEddie Indiana: Good

@MDeVito9 Sup

At least Notre Dame can get into the playoff when they win their conference championship

LFFFGGGMMMMMM @JuanSoto25_

HE IS HIM.

HOW ‘BOUT THIS TEAM??? #MetsWin #LGM

PETER MORGAN ALONSO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

@jquadddddd @ArtButSports

No one: Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo Prin-CESS of Genovia having her first real kiss:

@McDonalds @Mets It was always Grimace.

@eatingcontest Let Joey eat you cowards!

Get ready for the ultimate showdown of Eaters battling it out for glory. Who will take home the Mustard Belt? Come down to Coney Island and find out this 4th of July #NathansHotDogEatingContest #majorleagueeating #MLE #HotDogEating #ConeyIsland

The Bud Light Genie’s bottle is in Vegas, and that means wishes… like fridges full of beer, sweet rides, and epic nights out with friends wishes Check out what else he’s got in store for Super Bowl LVIII at the link in Bud Light’s bio

Things are about to get Messi 🍻

Some BIG Sauce Gardner facts: #Jets Sauce Gardner allowed the fewest yards & the fewest catches among all CBs as a rookie last season As a rookie Now this season he's allowed the 2nd fewest yards & the 2nd fewest catches, behind only Jaylon Johnson Sauce ended both his rookie season & now this season as the top ranked CB in the NFL. He's made the Pro Bowl & been named a 1st team All-Pro both seasons Also, Sauce is the ONLY CB in the PFF era to allow 251 or less yards & be targeted 51 or fewer times while playing at least 1,000 defensive snaps Unprecedented Beginnings 🙌🏻

Wow I never thought there’d be a day where Jimmy Fallon writes a song about me

Just give DeVito the key to Jersey already

I've been devito'd. Bad.

@stoolpresidente 47,923

For whoever guesses the closest to the # of pay per view buys we do in the comments of this tweet and has a receipt of purchase of Surviving Barstool I will give 10k. You must comment and purchase before 9pm est. If you edit your guess or have multiple guesses it's auto DQ

Oh my goodness RIP 😢 twitter.com/filmupdates/st…

Just one time I’d like to go on a boys trip where we catch up on sleep and relax as much as possible instead of pushing our bodies to the absolute limit

@joeyjaws Here’s a good one for you Joey, some people still think a hot dog is a sandwich😂

Dry sockets sound funny. Trust me, they are no joke. A week after getting wisdom teeth ripped out of my head, I still can't eat any solid food... ohh baby. I need a good laugh