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@PyeparFaisal Yes, tribes are attached to u by your surname unless u change it, like some of you do

Someone hears me speaking Runyoro and asks; “WAIT… you’re a Munyoro? But your name is Ssesanga 😳”. But when I speak English nobody assumes I’m from the UK or America 😂 Ugandans really believe tribes are subscription-based services attached to surnames

@MwesigyeFranks @kamukamafredie @SSssebunya @Rita_Arinaitwe You guys had forgotten that to this man, it was just another random Tuesday at the office😂

I stressed myself into wearing a suit for the first time ever because it was my President’s swearing-in, Imagine the shock when the owner of the function himself came dressed in a simple white shirt 😭… That’s when I realized dressing code has nothing to do with intelligence, hard work or success 😂. Congratulations once again our beloved President 💪❤️

@DeeSandy20 Same😭😭🤣🤣

I still don’t understand how I studied French language for 2yrs and the only thing i remember is un deux trois quatre cinq sis sept huit neuf dis and bonjour monsieur 🌚🌚😂 Such an embarrassment !

@912CroozeFM And yet they are trusted to transport large numbers of people to their destinations safely

@912CroozeFM I really don't know how bus drivers are vented or under which circumstances they are made to work under but for the amount of time that I've sent in the cargo transportation sector, I can surely say and point out that they are the most reckless drivers on all roads

UPDATE: A bus belonging to Gulu Secondary School carrying students to Jinja for a tour has been involved in a road crash this morning at about 5:40 a.m. along the Kiryandongo–Kigumba road. According to reports, the accident happened when the bus driver attempted to overtake another vehicle and collided head-on with a Fuso truck traveling in the opposite direction. The bus conductor died on the spot, while 17 students sustained injuries. #CroozeFMNews

@goddek As long as one somehow got the name correct before the pandemic actually happened, it's enough to say they were correct

This tweet is going viral from a user who created their account in June 2020. In that same month, they posted a “prediction” claiming the COVID pandemic would end in 2023 and that Hantavirus would emerge in 2026. And this is how these ‘SCAMS’ work: Someone creates an X account, sets it to private, and posts hundreds of different predictions with every possible virus name and scenario imaginable. Then, once one event vaguely lines up with reality, they delete all the other failed predictions and leave only the “correct” one visible. People do the exact same thing with predictions about the Pope dying, celebrity deaths, wars, and other major events. You’re welcome.

@MwangiMaina_ But African leaders 🙌, calls localized but not flights🤦

President Ruto says Kenya wants calls between Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda and Rwanda to be treated as local, urging harmonisation of the region’s telecommunications space.

@CanaryMugume 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mulindeko katono.

@stargazeruk7 And you?

@WaboyaE @NewtonAllan6 " class where did we go wrong" 😂😂

After calculating dose and you get 5kgs of Paracetamol

Like For Rice. Retweet for Fernandes

It's very difficult to fat shame a man coz they know they're fat, unlike women

@OMOIYAWAEC77 I think there should always be a no forgiving stance for any terrorist group if u really want to stop them

The Nigerian soldiers on the Frontline, has been on a NO forgiving stance for the past few weeks . Whatever Boko Haram did MUST HAVE really pissed them off .

@JoshuaLutaaya__ If I had the courage and comfort to stay with reptiles, that what I would have said as well🤣🤣🤣. Just to give pipo a shock 😁😁

A Ugandan would be doing interviews with some crazy story like “this is my twin sister Nakato”

@Sudhirntv @KCCAUG @KCCASpox Both the client and site engineer should be arrested

Someone from Rubaga, allegedly working with KCCA has blocked the road drainage and intends to erect a wall fence in it. This is very shameless. @KCCAUG @KCCASpox

@thatgeminibloom And y don't single mothers seek for that help as well

They're no single dads in the African community. Single dads get help from grandmothers, aunties and every living female relative or friends. Single mothers get to do it on their own .

@SimonKaggwaNjal @francis_isano Was the "poor" really necessary 😂😂🤣

@francis_isano You’re a very good young poor man. Humble, honest, hard working and mean. It’s a humble compliment. Say thank you.

There are moments that humble me beyond words… moments when someone stops me by the roadside and says, “Hey Isano, you don’t know me… but I follow you. I see what you do. I love your work. I’m proud of you.”You may never fully understand what those words do to me. In a world where it’s easy to feel unseen, unheard, and uncertain… your voices have been my strength. Your kindness has been my fuel. Your belief in me sometimes even more than I believe in myself has kept me going on days when I felt like stopping. To every single person who has ever taken a moment to speak life into me, to encourage me, to remind me that what I do matters… thank you. From the deepest part of my heart, thank you. You didn’t have to stop. You didn’t have to speak. But you did… and because of that, I’m still moving, still pushing, still believing. I am forever grateful. 🤍

@i_lexxa How did u know that I am batman😅

90% of men think they are batman

@DrSerunjogiEmma @TourismBoardUg For your information, I don't think our tourism board even has an idea about what's going on

The entire world is talking about the Ngogo in Uganda having highest concentration of chimpanzees in the world, entire world of except Uganda Tourism Board @TourismBoardUg This post alone has 2.5M views, free advertising but we are not getting on board to show the world that we are the true destination for tourism on the planet. On twitter/X alone, this topic has reached 50M impressions but just less than 1% is from Uganda. We need a working tourism board.

@deejaykalz_ Saw these on a guy's vehicle at busega round about 🤣🤣

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