🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Michael Armes🇬🇧

@FBAwayDays Norwich City Norwich City Norwich City Amex Stadium Brighton

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@Frank_MC_ @WadePlem Nice little earner for them both.

@WadePlem Why…? Swear they’re friends 💀

I told you.

@MD56fanpage Imagine pretending to be a 16 year old boy on the Internet. Weired shit.

@Nigel_Farage Trump was at a petrol station today as well, I think.

Labour and the Tories have hammered motorists for far too long. Reform is cutting prices at the pump today to show drivers what it will be like under a government I lead.

@TalkNorwichCity @EvesHill Kenny Mooclean

🐮 Yellows, @EvesHill need your help! 😂 There’s a calf in a scarf that needs a Norwich City name… 🔰 🐄 Oscar Schwar-cow, Moooo Touré, or something else❓ 👨🏻‍🌾 Farmer Jeremy is going to 🔐 in the best suggestion… #NCFC

@ConorNigel Is this a sick joke?

First and foremost, I want to thank Eddie and the entire team at Matchroom for everything they’ve done for me over the past decade. From guiding me when I first turned pro, to headlining stadium shows. They were not only with me for those highlight moments but stood shoulder to shoulder with me during the tough times. It’s been a journey beyond anything we could have imagined, and for their belief, support, and guidance, I will always be truly grateful, but Zuffa Boxing presented me with an opportunity I simply couldn’t refuse. I’d love Eddie to continue to be part of my team and for our partnership to evolve in this new chapter. I’m filled with excitement and hunger for what’s ahead with Zuffa Boxing. I want the legacy fights, the biggest nights, the biggest stages. I fear no man at any weight, and I’m ready to give the fans the fights they’ve been calling for. I’m in my prime, and together we have bold, ambitious plans

@combatinspector @BazaritoDorito @TheGriftReport 911 works in UK. Didn't know this until the other week.

@BazaritoDorito @TheGriftReport I’m pretty sure if you dial most emergency service number it directs you to the country your in

British lad Harvey Dominy, 21, dies in Benidorm hotel hours after arriving on first lads' holiday Harvey collapsed after consuming alcohol, cocaine and MDMA, turning grey and struggling to breathe as friends filmed the horror. Delay in emergency help due to not knowing Spain's 112 number and a broken lift on the 15th floor. Inquest ruled cardiac respiratory arrest from acute reaction to drugs; heartbroken pals called him "the best boy ever" and "my right arm".

@BlueVanMan4 @ukJ0N I've seen him about. He's definitely a Wanker Dave. @IfindWankers

@ukJ0N Who the fuck is he? Looks a right fat leftie cunt. Get ready for the names to be thrown at me.

This guy, James Matthewson, there are only a few people in British politics I dislike more. Here he's basically calling Julia a racist transphobe and gets away with it..... and then he'll get paid for his appearance on the channel FFS

@SammieDI80 Did you know Josh Sargents agency is Wasserman. Wasserman CEO that has been linked to Epstein. Unbelievable

Apologies to the West Brom squad, who are going to be kept up all night at Sprowston Manor by me shagging

@hashjenni Born Nursery School College Uni (Optional) Work until your 70 odd if you are lucky to live that long. Then you get a few years at the end of your life when your fucked.

am i the only one who thinks it’s wild that we work 8–9 hours, commute, come home, and only get a few hours to ourselves… and that includes cooking, showering, and getting ready for the next day?? 😭 like when exactly are we supposed to live?

@realadamdeacon And it's not because he's black.

Believe the 20-plus women who have come forward. Read the court transcripts and all the evidence that was proven in court.

If you watch the movie "Jaws" backwards, it becomes the heartwarming story about a shark who swims around giving arms and legs to disabled people.

@k3nn3fff @NoContextHumans It was just a joke mate about Norway not Qualifying for World Cups. Hence the wink. You should be proud of where you are from. I encourage it. Like this guy who is proud of Palestine and Ukraine 🤣

@MDoubleA88 @NoContextHumans What’s that supposed to mean?😂

“The Super Bowl is bigger than the World Cup because of the adverts & half time show, you don’t get that in the World Cup Final”

@k3nn3fff @NoContextHumans Don't suppose you've watched many World Cups either being from Norway 😉

@NoContextHumans I’m from Norway and I haven’t watched a single Super Bowl, not even for the halftime show

@BritAbroad @IfindWankers Can just imagine his little robot voice saying "Stop it, please Stop" "Oh, Whatever"

@IfindWankers Nah. It's almost an impossiblity mechanically for him to have done wrong doing, if you got abused by hawking it was against his will 😂

Stephen Hawking is a 100% certified evil wanker!

A family pretended to sneak in a bottle of brandy into the hospital so their nana could have a last drink while in hospice. Side note. The family was given permission by her doctor. It was the mischievous part they knew their nana would enjoy. 🥰

@boxingkingmedia Surely he even knows he shouldn't be in there. 🤣

👑H.E Turki is joined in the ring by GGG, Beterbiev, Usyk, Conor Benn and Bivol….👀

Petition: Introduce 5yr Minimum Sentence for unlawfully carrying a Knife 3yrs Juveniles petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7535…

@NorwichPure Watch Manning take Huddersfield up and then beat us at Carrow Road next season.

What

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭