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Jordan.
@MFImJordan
The truth is as ugly as your mother. I tell it. 🎥💻📀📼💿🔊🎶 Love BB🏀
Katılım Aralık 2013
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a 10/10 delivery on those four words 👏
Caitlin Clark reflects on the moment she gave command to start the #Indy500 🏁
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An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.
His sign reads:
1 for $3
3 for $10
A young man stops and buys one watermelon.
“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.
The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.
After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.
Then he turns back, grinning proudly.
“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”
The old man smiles and shakes his head.
“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”
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The jury was terrified of the huge mob outside. Do you remember that? The mob pressure for conviction was monumental. Jurists have admitted that on camera.
A change of venue absolutely should have been granted. I’ll never understand that ruling by the judge. Or why he wouldn’t allow the police training manual into evidence regarding the restraint Chauvin used.
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This league feels like a skit that never ends. Lol bragging about being number 1, 5 games in is crazy.
haus hoops | wbb@haushoops
Angel Reese, Allisha Gray, Rhyne Howard, and Naz Hillmon at Birthday Bash in Atlanta 🤩🖤 “We the number one team right now in the W!” (via tiona_deniece | Instagram)
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The author of this article, when asked about race swapping King David, Rebecca and Abraham , raised her hackles and went straight to the “antisemitism” card. Funny how she wants to protect her history but mine is up for reinterpretation with Africans inserted.
Quillette@Quillette
People are outraged that a Black actress is playing Helen of Troy in Nolan's Odyssey. But Homer's myths have been radically rewritten for 2,500 years. This is nothing new, writes @CathyYoung63 🧵
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Lmao when Colbert played the Peanuts theme to “fuck over” CBS. He didn’t think people would look into the brand and discover that CBS owns Peanuts.
Capitalisimo@thecapitalisimo
CBS has the rights to The Peanuts. This is the central aesthetic of shitlibs: LARPing defiance while controlling the vast majority of institutions and corporations.
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Caitlin needs to wear this helmet when playing against Jacy Sheldon--no more eye gouging!!

Indiana Fever@IndianaFever
"I won!" 😂 CC with the #Indy500 Borg-Warner Trophy 🏆
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