Moira Haberkern

The vibe for summer 2023:

Ah yes the holy Trinity (1 beverage for hydration, 1 beverage for fun, 1 beverage for energy)

Explaining to Moira that I am agreeable to a St.Patrick’s day party, If we can also do a Greek Independence Day party. It’s about compromise.

30th lap. Thankful for my family, girlfriend and friends. Takes a village. Sign me up for 70 more.

“I was heading to church” “I WAS OFF TO DRINK YOU AWAY”

for all we know, we might not get tomorrow let’s do it tonight!

Me at 6:25 pm after drinking my 43rd mojito of the day in Mexico

Bad day to be @MHaberkern

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

it won’t

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

@Calfcallus things i learned today: you will get hit for saying “a hot minute”

My dad currently explaining to Moira that If she grew up in his hometown that she would have been bullied relentlessly

Whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u boy

I mainly wanna be on SNL for the part where everybody hugs at the end that seems really nice.

mfs in elementary school used to lie about the dumbest shit like bro your great uncle was not on the Titanic 😭