Fake Minnesota Twins

@MLRShallot Booooo, get better material!

Sticky Mickey Mantle is on a collision course to be the next Mets Co-GM.

Some say that the new Twitter regulations will kill @MLRShallot and possibly the Twitter live feed channel. We here in Minnesota welcome the inevitable death of the Shallot and seeing Chuck Tingle posting Pokemon porn

@MlrChuck Tingle why would you do this?

@MLRShallot False. We would never deny the incredible opportunity it would be to play fake baseball at Bowser's Castle

Homer Nocker has denied claims that the Twins are moving to Bowsers Castle,

Today the fake Minnesota Twins would like to wish a very happy birthday to someone very important to our organization.... Pat Benatar. Happy 70th birthday queen. Keep rocking as always

Mfw my tweet doesn't show up on the league Twitter feed but the @MLRShallot tweets do

Watching the downfall of Twitter is great because that means it's only a matter of time before @MLRShallot goes down too

@TigersMLR The Minnesota Twins would like to congratulate Aaron Judge for somehow still being more successful in fake baseball than the Fake Detroit Tigers

The Detroit Tigers would like to congratulate Aaron Judge for hitting more runs in a season than anyone in the AL, but fewer than 6 other seasons in a league that is now functionally identical and didn't have a position dedicated to just hitting prior.

Aaron Judge may have hit 62 homeruns but he's never won the Paper Cup

Can't wait to watch 29 rookies have their dreams crushed by not being drafted by the Twins in the 1st round #MLRDraft2022

@MLRShallot Glad the rest of us will finally get the opportunity to experience Jumbo Dick

Cardinals finally release Jumbo Dick.

@MLRExpos @HankBraunMLR

@MINTwinsMLR @HankBraunMLR why don’t you do me the courtesy of jumping in a lake

@HankBraunMLR you watching the expos?

@MLRExpos @HankBraunMLR It's a courtesy follow

@MINTwinsMLR @HankBraunMLR

@MLRShallot We ask him the same thing every day

Fake news. I’ve never asked Homer to do anything besides bathe more regularly.

.@TexasRangersMLR how many awards have you guys won this off-season?

Congrats to our fearless leader Homer Nocker for winning the prestigious AL GM of the Year Award! He joins Art Vandelay who won the AL Silver Slugger Award at Catcher as our two award winners so far for Season 7! #TwinsWin

In honor of #InternationalDogDay allow us to grace your feed with Charlie

Good morning to Season 7 Paper Cup winners and the Season 7 American Idol winner only

Hey .@OriolesMLR, you wanna join our beef with Fake Texas?