Matt Burr

@NotoriousFanboy Yes please dude, I’ll pm you

Looking for two face value tickets for Oasis at Wembley tonight! Four would be even better. No scammers please lads thanks x

@antonnewcombe @elonmusk No cure for being a cunt!

Motherfuck @elonmusk and his moron ding-dong

I for one am glad that Greg Wallace has been cancelled because I've always found him to be a loud mouthed, irritating, detestable cunt.

@TheNorfolkLion @Tesco Bet you eat KFC and Bernard Matthews though don’t you

Shame on you @Tesco This barbaric practise shouldn’t be allowed in the UK, it’s inhumane and cruel.

Mate. I met The Dandy Warhols at my work today, I see them and The Black Angels tonight. I film a session with The Black Angels at work tomorrow. I see both bands again on Saturday. This time last year I hit the worst depression of my life - amazing how things turn around innit.

@antonnewcombe I’ll be driving Project Gemini for their dates so I’ll see you there Anton! Pleased to see you doing well x

We’ve been practicing - it’s sounding good, I can’t wait until tour BJM 2025 ticketmaster.co.uk/the-brian-jone…

@liamgallagher What are the chances of you convincing Noel to play Scorpio Rising next year then?

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

@bessicakurton @TicketmasterUK @oasis It’s gross!! How on Earth can gig tickets be sold in the same way as stocks? Dog shit. Fuck @TicketmasterUK

@MJBurr92 @TicketmasterUK @oasis Beth got on for Heaton park but at 355 a ticket. I have flat out refused. It's disgusting! And oasis themselves are saying they cannot be sold for more than FV!

Utterly outrageous that @TicketmasterUK are able to get away with this on the @oasis tickets? All this talk of cutting out touting and then they do this. Disgusting behaviour and I hope someone does something about it. “In demand” ticket prices should absolutely be illegal.

Arrive at work tomorrow morning

Mate this is wild, we got an Oasis reunion before GTA 6

My best friends are either getting married or having babies. Me? I’m in bed at 10:45 in the morning looking for bean bags on eBay.

Basically - tell your friends you love them. It’s nice to hear and it’s nice to say. I love my friends more than anything.

Mad to think I’ve been living in London for almost a year now. Moving down then dealing with one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to handle and the deep depression that came with it lasting months - I can safely say my friends saved me. I’m lucky. I’m happy. Life’s good.

@NoWokeReset Of course I do, there’s absolutely no justification for violence and all looters should be sufficiently punished.

@MJBurr92 In terms of scale yes. It would be like a massive number of people shop lifting all at the same time. I hope you condemn it no matter which race does it. Like BLM raiding Louis Vuitton.

I personally cannot WAIT for the police to nab all the looters from Saturday. Imagine getting arrested for stealing Crocs and bath bombs.

@NoWokeReset Big difference between shoplifting and looting Jane. Huge in fact.

@MJBurr92 Should be the normal shoplifting slap on the wrist

@holy_schnitt Don’t think my pal got the desired response from me…

texting every man I know “hey what’s going on with the stock market?” as a little treat for them

@Lorns238 And fucking Greggs!

@MJBurr92 And Greggs !