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@Areaguhh @ryantyre @_MAGA_NEWS_ You didn’t deny the nouns and adjectives were true. Maybe go pick up a book on impeachment, bankruptcy and sexual deviant behaviour. Hang on a sec. Why am I wasting my time arguing with an American 😂

@Lorns238 @ryantyre @_MAGA_NEWS_ Lmao be careful what you say! Lots of mean names! Might get arrested over there for saying that. Again please take a look at a history book and please go back and look at the US market. Facts don’t care about your feelings.

🚨 JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping declaration, Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen announced that "If we have to choose between the United States and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO, the Kingdom of Denmark, and the EU."

@Areaguhh @ryantyre @_MAGA_NEWS_ How about instead of looking back 8yrs why don’t you focus on your current financially/ morally bankrupt, delusional, narcissistic, racist, homophobic,adulterer, sexist 73 year old CRIMINAL president. Good luck. Don’t call us we’ll call you. Except we won’t c/ we’re not home.

@Lorns238 @ryantyre @_MAGA_NEWS_ Someone needs to read a history book. Anyone want to tell her who came to help in ww2? 😂

@TonyLaneNV Part 4: grow the fuck up. It’s some chickens. You don’t know that persons life or story. Get over yourself and just go to a different store. Or maybe YOU should have started your food shopping earlier and are just bitter because someone else beat you to the punch.

@TonyLaneNV Part 2: was this person near or at the front of the line when the store opened ? Time committed vs equal outcome. Part 3: did you ask as to what use did this person need all these chickens ? Good bs bad scale. AH vs honest person.

Sams Club drama 🍗😂 A lady grabbed a cart full of cooked turkeys — every last one. Another shopper got mad… Is this selfish, or just first come, first serve? Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@Wisdom_HQ Card declined insufficient…

@doofy02_ Psoriasis

How did she get this much in her hair?

@liamgallagher But you kept playing anyway …

To the massive CUNT who launched that flare into the crowd last night at the gig in Melbourne you are 1 seriously fucked up individual and you will get yours trust me

@TheDailyHPotter Omg my heart

How have we never seen this deleted scene before 😧

@taskmaster @AlexHorne Can you settle a debate - season19 episode5 the finale task….Could the orange and yellow balloons have been popped when the colours citrus and grapefruit were mentioned. Would that have been allowed ? 🧡💛 Ps. That other ballon was light blue not green?👀

@MattyyRob91 So sorry for you loss bubz. What an amazing amount of memories you managed to make with that extra time. (Pun intended 🤍💛💙)

12/5/2025: This morning, we said goodbye to the best man we’ve ever known. The reason why I’m Leeds. The best Dad I could ask for. MOT 🤍💛💙

Two years since my dad was given three months to live… Today he returns to Elland Road for the first time since his prognosis! #lufc

@violentlyepic Memory unlocked

replies confirmed 1337 is a dead language… kids cannot automatically read it anymore. i feel old and insane

@BGatesIsaPyscho It’s called concrete

@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling @Bikery1966 @ShitBikePhotos @cyclegaz @KatyCycles @_Dermatologist @willnorman @AndyCoxDCS @ActiveWCC @OxfordStreet Cycle slower maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️

After being advised that I'm “Not WEArinG ENoUGH lighTS,” I now have ELEVEN on me when I cycle in the dark. So was this truck driver trying to take me out, or what? #OxfordStreet #ThisMorning

@Theo_Griffiths Absolutely ridiculous ! They get commission from each person they fine. Also if that happened on a London zone 1 thameslink no one would bat an eye because first class is pointless when there’s hundreds of people on the train trying to get to work. And no one buys first class

I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

Well - the entire crew of season two of #AdamRichmanEatsBritain has just been robbed. We were driving from Birmingham to London, stopped at a rest, stop in Barnet for exactly 4 1/2 minutes to use the restroom, and came back to our van completely cleaned out. All of the filming equipment is gone. Both of my suitcases with all of my possessions are gone. Backpack with my laptop and all of my medications are gone . And to make matters worse, because I have trackers on some of my possessions, and because of my laptop, I can see where these things are. But we have to wait here for the police. The rest stop won’t release the security footage until the police arrive. It’s been almost an hour. I’m going to share a few of the locations where I can see my possessions. Reward for anything found.

@elonmusk *fake news

🇬🇧 Top source of news in the UK 🇬🇧

@MJBurr92 And Greggs !

I personally cannot WAIT for the police to nab all the looters from Saturday. Imagine getting arrested for stealing Crocs and bath bombs.

@JHerridge91 any tips for the races today ? 😎🥸🤩