Marissa Clemente

We need Spotify Wrapped but for @goodreads

Our downstairs neighbor left and this empty period before the next tenant moves in is really so convenient since I need to break in a pair of heels for a wedding this weekend.

You know you’re almost thirty when you set your alarms while you’re still out at the club

I'm officially the villain I swore I'd never become... the woman that shakes her salad loudly at her desk every day.

It's a Harry Styles summer! ☀️🍣#SongOfTheSummer #SotS open.spotify.com/track/5LYMamLv…

Felt a deep sense of betrayal last night when I discovered that Amazon took "My Name is Earl" off the free section right in the middle of our binge.

Margherita pizza is just an original pie that studied abroad

My birthday coincidentally falls on Random Acts of Kindness Day so do something nice for someone today. (And by "someone" I mean ME.)

Computer issues this morning forced me to go back home and finish work from there. I’m mad about the inconvenience but not as mad as I am about wasting a day’s worth of concealer and mascara.

I really need to stop making new friends while I'm still in the process of making our wedding guest list. Damn my social butterfly disposition! 💸

Here's a dose of Disney World birth control... A mother and her three young kids were waiting for a stall in the women's restroom. "JASON! You can't just start peeing yet!!"

"I don't hang out with a lot of horses because I don't want to get kicked in the head." -Steven, 20 minutes into the new year

Leaving my family's Italian Christmas to go celebrate with my future in-laws

@julnapz I'll endorse you on LinkedIn for this

Putting “didn’t get covid after 18 months of working in person in NYC” on my resume

🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶 (aka when pumpkin spice season and peppermint season overlap)

@WeTransfer *obsessively refreshing the page to see if they downloaded it yet*

@MJClemente33 What is wrong with people?!

When I'm on a deadline but I see that the client still hasn't downloaded my WeTransfer file

I paid to have my hair and makeup done this weekend and I plan on getting as much mileage out of that look as I can. I feel good and everyone else can just deal with it 💁🏼‍♀️

@TomFitz515 "No firearms permitted in THIS Denny's" doesn't say anything else about the rest of the chain

Austin is for bats, San Antonio is for ducks, and armadillos run the rest of Texas. #Yeehaw