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Marissa Clemente

@MJClemente33

Artist and bird lover who is learning the struggle of #GDprobs one unexpectedly quit Photoshop document at a time.

Katılım Aralık 2011
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Marissa Clemente
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Our downstairs neighbor left and this empty period before the next tenant moves in is really so convenient since I need to break in a pair of heels for a wedding this weekend.
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You know you’re almost thirty when you set your alarms while you’re still out at the club
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I'm officially the villain I swore I'd never become... the woman that shakes her salad loudly at her desk every day.
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Marissa Clemente@MJClemente33·
Felt a deep sense of betrayal last night when I discovered that Amazon took "My Name is Earl" off the free section right in the middle of our binge.
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Margherita pizza is just an original pie that studied abroad
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My birthday coincidentally falls on Random Acts of Kindness Day so do something nice for someone today. (And by "someone" I mean ME.)
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Computer issues this morning forced me to go back home and finish work from there. I’m mad about the inconvenience but not as mad as I am about wasting a day’s worth of concealer and mascara.
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I really need to stop making new friends while I'm still in the process of making our wedding guest list. Damn my social butterfly disposition! 💸
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Here's a dose of Disney World birth control... A mother and her three young kids were waiting for a stall in the women's restroom. "JASON! You can't just start peeing yet!!"
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"I don't hang out with a lot of horses because I don't want to get kicked in the head." -Steven, 20 minutes into the new year
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Leaving my family's Italian Christmas to go celebrate with my future in-laws
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Putting “didn’t get covid after 18 months of working in person in NYC” on my resume
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🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶 (aka when pumpkin spice season and peppermint season overlap)
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When I'm on a deadline but I see that the client still hasn't downloaded my WeTransfer file
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I paid to have my hair and makeup done this weekend and I plan on getting as much mileage out of that look as I can. I feel good and everyone else can just deal with it 💁🏼‍♀️
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@TomFitz515 "No firearms permitted in THIS Denny's" doesn't say anything else about the rest of the chain
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Austin is for bats, San Antonio is for ducks, and armadillos run the rest of Texas. #Yeehaw
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