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@Maddox_CFC @CFC_OBED So, you want to punch but not get punched back? You hate because they refuse to get bullied by nobodies….

@CFC_OBED That’s exactly why those mfs don’t deserve to win anything

There’s this tweet I made about Raya and Sanchez when they were tied on clean sheets (8 each ) now Raya has 17 and Sanchez has 9 . Arsenal fans keep coming back to the tweet , imagine they win the league 😂

@Kedzhll @wyoburner69 @Miamuxer They all use the same supermarkets…

@wyoburner69 @Miamuxer Fr cuz how would the white family know these answers 😂

Steve is shocked to know which parts of chicken people actually eat😳

@Redonthesand @ArtetaEra In that case, why not give the trophy to the team with the most wins?

@ArtetaEra well because the entire game is about putting the ball in the net!! If your incredible squad was coached to do that more instead of time wasting and faking injuries you'd already have won the title

Why is attacking prowess given an edge over defensive brute in a title race when both are equally important aspects of the game?

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Stupid table. Didn’t other teams not drop points from winning positions?

😳 This is the Premier League table if Newcastle had held onto all their leads... They've lost more points (25) from winning positions than anyone else in the league this season 📉

@ChimakpaU @Tripple____M You mean space like this? He managed to evade them all and had a shot on target…

@Tripple____M Who tell you he would have such spaces in premier league. his a great player no doubt when given such space. But in premier league you need to be skillful as well.

Hearing we might be getting this guy to replace Gabriel Jesus. Are you moved?

@robbietaylor_86 You deserve it

Muting this now because the level of discourse in the comments is just pathetic. Nobody can debate anything without just resorting to abuse. Sad state of affairs.

Max Dowman was crap by the way. Mykolenko pocketed him at every opportunity. Then Pickford missed a cross, and he scored a goal with no keeper and he’s now the new coming of Messi. Honestly.

@nftkyledoteth @dendolly1 Or you could be clarifying, wanting context, before answering.

@dendolly1 When you answer a question with a question you're usually lying lmao

#epsteinfiles #piersmorgan Damn ! Piers!!! He looked stumped,had to re-calculate before he could answer

@mfc_mrpage @Mental_Gooner No, but you need a miracle 🤣🤣🤣

@Mental_Gooner we don't need penalties.

What kind of defending is this? 😂😂😂

@naturelife_ok Or don't be a donkey, at all!

Be the third donkey 🐴🤣

@CFC_Polocz @stroudgooner66 @mfc_mrpage That’s the rules, bozo.

@stroudgooner66 @mfc_mrpage Yellow deserved suspension no

Pep received a yellow card for dissent, which is acceptable, but banning him for two crucial title-race games feels like the same script being used to ensure Manchester City wins no trophies this season.

@SeagullsSocial He lost me at “golkeeofiving more than the outfield players”. That’s what goalkeepers do! If only your goalkeeper had dived, instead of letting go through his legs….

🗣️ “If Arsenal win the Premier League… It’s a disgrace!” 😡 Maz and Ben reflect on #AFC’s controversial 1-0 win over #BHAFC at the Amex 👀😬 🎥 Watch here 👉 youtu.be/6w43sesRcQQ?si…

@jjohn2514 @MrWhiplash_ Just like you don’t NEED a brain to shitpost on X. You’re the proof.

@MrWhiplash_ You also don’t NEED bananas. They aren’t a necessity.

DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?” LUTNICK: “10%.” DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.” LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.” DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”

@fcbharrison Because Kolo Muani didn’t even try challenge for the ball. He was only interested in fouling Gabriel.

Arsenal might just be the Real Madrid of the EPL 😭 How on earth is that a foul on Gabriel?? That’s a clear goal, tbh. x.com/Trend591521/st…

@GoldbergCFC That’s what happens when it’s not a penalty…

THE MISS OF THE CENTURY FROM COLE PALMER FOR FUCK SAKE

@Blessing_Olivi @TheRealEtekamba What colour do you get when you mix red and blue? Purple!

@TheRealEtekamba We wear blue, man Utd wear red, why you bring purple to patch our jersey? 😭

Arsenal would have been 3rd if Carrick and Liam Rosenior started the season with both Utd and Chelsea. Lucky club.

@CFC_Kie @EduardoHagn With her vagina?

@EduardoHagn Your mum should’ve swallowed.

João Pedro should’ve received a red card too.

@PeakSxnti You missed the game…

Even though I didn't watch the game, let me predict what happened. Timber was bad again at LB(Needs to stop) Gyökeres was poor, hooked for Jesus who was equally poor(Sell both in the summer) We missed loads of chances Referee robbed us Noni was ineffective What did I miss?

@JayVtid Charity begins at home. Also, is Iraola complaining? GTFO.

Arteta sucking off his staff again rather than do the respectful thing. Just proves Emery's point.

@Holtender02 @currys And gained a lot more elsewhere…

@currys I wonder which team the PR manager of Currys supports? Oh dear….you’ve just lost a lot of sales in the Midlands!

When you’ve just opened your 3rd box of Lynx Africa

@LfcShaunjudge The season is not over yet….

Spending £1.3b to win fuck all... A true underdog story 😂🤦🏻