MJ

I accidentally chugged a glass of water last night (friend pranked me telling me it was vodka), & I’ve felt like absolute death ever since. First sip of water since October 2018. 7.5 years clean, ended by a “prank”. Water Cucks are miserable people. #LifeOfMike

My best friend’s dad just got fired from Uber for saying the N-word in front of a customer

Jongerius is back in Colorado

Has anyone tried The Big Arch? Curious how it is. At $9 menu price, I’ll never find out unless they either run a promo or add it to the list of eligible rewards points items. #LifeOfMike

@clark1927 Was the friend that went to AA Jongerius?

Peak jongerius vibes

Have I turned into Jongerius? It’s just so much cheaper

Jongerius was Epstein the entire time. Still is

👀#LifeOfMike

@otis25u512gb Do you follow Jongerius?

Mfw The Jews roll out a Puerto Rican in a dress to do the Super Bowl halftime show in Spanish

I haven't owned a television since 2007 (I am Jewish)

Jongerius favorite meal is collard greens, oxtail, and cornbread

The 7-year legal battle is finally nearing its end. Big things on the horizon…. #LifeOfMike #GPLI

Lewis15. Delaware. Jongerius