Bones

I should have never looked at my ChatGPT history

I hate when I see people being nice on this app. What would Yeezus do?

Why do people argue with me? I’m an engineer, my BMI is 20, and I’m the favorite child. I have never been wrong in my life.

When I sleep with long pajamas on I feel more civilized, but simultaneously regretful that I didn’t pursue a more fulfilling, and primal sleep, unclothed. This is a metaphor.

I want it to rain so I can be cozy inside. I want to be cozy.

For the past decade, there has not been a single day that I’ve woken up and thought, “wow, my stomach feels great”.

Some nice new jersey numbers

I wish for squish

I can’t believe the most meaningful non-familial relationship in my life was born of being sad and horny in tandem.

I have no idea why I keep checking my email. No one emails me.

Posting inspirational quotes online is the worst thing white people have done to my bloodline since… the other thing (slavery).

I’d like my brother better if he were gay. I’d love him less, though.

Every time I get laid I feel like I’m at the top of a pyramid scheme.

The variety of grapes available is astounding.

I know it’s wrong, but I miss the abusive relationship I was in 😕. I am going to start hitting my boyfriend again.

I yearn for a non dairy barn ass office

I identify as a male feminist (I’m a performative, pick-me, douche bag, who pretends all other men are evil so I can manipulate liberal women into fucking me because I’m actually the evil one. I also don’t know what feminism is.)

Do strippers dookie at work???

@SamBeck10 Yeah, yours is, you autistic fuck

All quiet on the prefrontal cortex

@SamBeck10 I nag you constantly and you need it

I HATE NAGGERS