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Schumer Humor@AmySchumerStan0
🚨 | Amy Schumer has tested positive for FUNNY-19, according to TMZ.
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@Ace_Archist @sattingstacks If there was a 1 in a billion chance that picking out a particular grain of sand(out of all of the grains on earth) would save your kid would you spend the rest of your life searching for it/ would you advise a friend it that position to spend the rest of their life searching
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@sattingstacks What if your hypothetical toddler pressed the blue button?
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@Newme18104 @DrDoctavious not at all expiring contracts usually have positive value regardless of the player. There’s no world where he requires a first to get rid of
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Can’t believe ppl see the way this reg season + postseason has gone and still believe trading first(s) at the deadline was the move
Salman Ali@SalmanAliNBA
You can have your quibbles with Ime Udoka, but I’ll stand by Rafael Stone’s decision to stand pat at the trade deadline. It wouldn’t have been prudent to throw away assets on a bandaid solution. It could’ve jeopardized their cleanup operation this offseason.
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@DrDoctavious You’re going to have to trade a 1st to get off DFS anyway. The Bulls traded both their PG for 2nds & the only team stupid enough to trade Coby or Ayo for a 1st & DFS.
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@geniusman16 @montay___ @abnabil_ @ADoubo24 Hard to say this when Marcus smart is currently averaging 20-8 with 4 steals and 2 blocks on 53-50 shooting
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@montay___ @abnabil_ @ADoubo24 @MKGRDC Of the 6 best players in the series, 5 of them are on the Rockets. LeBron isn’t THAT good anymore. KD is part of the problem at the very least
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@asdidinthefall @Fiizop You would think but over a 3 game sample it can be pretty random. And 3 point defense in general is pretty noisy iirc
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@Baldg0d @PranavSriraman U draft Scottie over Jalen in 2021 and ur losing access to the team facility by the end of the lottery
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@PranavSriraman i still cannot believe they drafted Jalen green over mobley and scottie. How is stone still employed
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Shai not walking through that door bro 💔🕊️ if only KPJ and Jalen Green were there the day would be saved.
ᵂᴵᴸᴸ@BiasedHouston
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@will_nba_hater @Fiizop guy who thinks the rockets are one 30% 3 point shooter away
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@ADoubo24 @montay___ sure but u were trying to make it seem like the only thing that changed was kd joining when it’s more complicated then that
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@ADoubo24 @montay___ 25 rockets had Steven Adam’s FVV and Dillon Brooks 26 rockets had 1 game of KD and DFS
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@montay___ The 25 Rockets lost to a team led by a veteran Superstar in 7 games
The 26 Rockets are about to get swept by team led by a veteran Superstar
Every single team in the league goes thru SOMETHING but somehow ALL of his teams can't lock in during that
that's on your best player
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to align the incentives we need to have a group of designated red voters who’s job is to nuke all of the remaining society if red wins(and publicize this)
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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@howie_007 head of global security has the most powerful being on the planet offering to defend him and he’s focused on his own grudges it’s insane
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@ProspektKendall @youngsheldonite @HannyDench @_312DARIUS so a sports bar can pay for 20+ tvs and 20+ much more expensive cable packages but a few more streaming subscriptions is gonna break the model. and being the only sports bar not showing half the nba playoffs and alot of the nfl playoffs etc is not gonna be good for business.
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@MKGRDC @youngsheldonite @HannyDench @_312DARIUS You understand there are sports on major cable networks which has what it’s always been correct?
MLB, NFL, NBA etc, all have their own packages.
Except for the games on streaming services which is a lot. Just say you’ve never owned a bar or have friends that do. It’s okay
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Fuck type of sports bars in yall city LMAO
kevikev@KevCoke6
Amazon Prime, Netflix, and Peacock getting major NBA/NFL games is going to kill sports bars.
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@ProspektKendall @youngsheldonite @HannyDench @_312DARIUS so buying 20+ tvs makes business sense but not paying for something to show on them. good luck as a sports bar that dosent show sports
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@youngsheldonite @HannyDench @_312DARIUS That’s every TV $8.. now do 5 different services on 20+ TVs… yearly subs for every TV… cmon now
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@yoitsguin Modern gotta be like Rudy Gobert. Basically AD 2.0 without as many injuries if he can shoot
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Depends on how literal the question is but if it’s as simple as adding a real jump shot to their game it’s Shaq
Andy Bailey@AndrewDBailey
Who is NBA history’s ultimate “if he ever figures out how to shoot” guy?
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