Teddy Bigstick

Season starts today. Let's go! #MLRS9

Tense Paper Cup moments

Your Fake Oakland A’s are officially playoff bound #mlr #fakebaseball #letsbash

PLAYOFFS BOUND!

@emersonmlr @MLRExpos Ah. Well, enjoy!

@MLRTeddy @MLRExpos I get very hungry.

found him

@OaklandMLR in the middle of a big game with a division rival rn. Have to keep the wins coming!

@BirdNotFruit Fur Embalm

@BirdNotFruit Intern-kun at it again?

Big win for @OaklandMLR this session. Happy to have been able to contribute!

Happy to have been able to pitch in and help my team get a big W!

Nice to get my first MLR hit out of the way. Now to try to put one in the win column in session 4. Let's go @OaklandMLR!

@BirdNotFruit @KingRajMLR You folks are going to summon an unkind entity with this chaotically organized structure. I think it'll be a Mismagius.

Don't let the fluffy innards fool you, Max Potato is DANGEROUS

Why yes, I am a K. Rool main and "Gangplank Galleon" is a "banger," which I am told is among the popular parlance of today's youths. Why do you ask?

I’ve noticed that although I have 17 likes, I’m not receiving 17 tweets on my followers. I’m intentionally not sure if friends are being done or if these "likes" are forgetting to click 'friend'. Either way, enough I had have.

Be they robotic or human, I will always give an umpire an at-bat writeup. It's the kind thing to do! #MLRroboumps

Just went three rounds with a bison. She has incredibly broad shoulders and an impressive training and nutritional regimen. Ready to do it again sometime!

@emersonmlr That's berries! Next you'll tell me that there's no such thing as a vegetable!

did anyone know that bananas are actually berries? Messed up world we live in

Disappointed to drop our first spring training game, but excited to see my first #MLR action!