Capt.Howdy

Hey, if you're a homophobe, transphobe, racist, bigot, terf..etc, please unfolow me as I am prejudiced against you!

@schiz04renic Call my dad n tell him he's rich!

You wake up with $10M in your bank account. All your bills, loans, and mortgages are already paid off. What’s your very first move?

@ick_real Igraine

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

If there is a god that has created infinite worlds and universes, I doubt v much he'd care what hole we put our cock in

Oh dear, keanus weewee has got him in quite a pickle

#nowwatching imdb.com/title/tt360541…

Do people really ask for someone to be their gf/bf? Cos if so I think I have been accidentally single for like 21 years lol

@davidmcc1975 @JamieBonkiewicz Mostly people are against the religious indoctrination forced upon children in their place of learning. You can have religious education in schools, not indoctrination

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

Ooooo it's new bicycle day!!!

@DianaAlbaCD I don't like the beatles

I have gotten blocked for saying I don’t like queen NOT rage baiting I just never got into them

I'm naked, are you?

Well I think I'll just have a nap

Starting to wonder if I exist

What is your favorite porn category? Who is your favorite porn star? C'mon tell me, don't be shy I'm genuinely curious

I wish I looked good naked

Guess my bodycount and win a spanking 😉 #win

@JoelWebbon Nope, just an arsehole

I genuinely believe Trump is currently demon possessed.

Dogs are family, not once have I ever doubted the love of a dog. My lil girl pazuzu 😍😍

I'm an atheist AND a nice person

Naomi!