MMA Dingus

@Josh_HokitUFC Can you donate a couple inches? Asking for a friend.

Hey guys…. I just got back from the doctor. I guess they were seeing something abnormal, so they ran me through a few extra tests and scans over the last 3 days. I said “doc, is this a big issue or a small issue, I’m getting kind of scared here.” I’ll never forget, he looked down his nose at me and said “son, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen.” In a panic I asked about treatment, but they told me there’s nothing that can be done. They said ultimately, a thirteen inch hog is just something I’m gonna have to live with.

@TheMMAlien @WonderbreadMMA Worth

@MMADingus @WonderbreadMMA $5

Absolutely gobsmacked still. Why the fuck would you throw a bullshit ass kick that never lands? Why would you tempt fate with bullshit like that? Conor McGregor is a fraud.

@WonderbreadMMA @TheMMAlien OK just blow each other at this point. By the way can I watch?

@TheMMAlien @MMADingus Just as TheMMAlien is elite ❤️

@BenTheBaneDavis Looks like a Ready To Rumble feom Dreamcast ahh model

Bro what the fuck is UFC 6’s Max Holloway model 😭

@TheMMAlien @WonderbreadMMA He should change his name to SourDough

@WonderbreadMMA Oh how the tables have turned BreadMan 😈

Pinas just exploded on Cesar's chin #UFC329

Why on EARTH would you throw this kick

I just dropped a bit 'ol meaty fudge dragon in the toilet and I'm scared to flush. I don't think this monster will go down. What do I do?

@SmashleySuplex Not to be that guy but I think that's a grizzly bear

Footage of me going swimming for the first time this summah

@SugaSeanMMA I'm anxious and bricked up

Depressed and motivated

I say this during every event but I think it’s so lame people pay for a ticket and miss all of the prelims.

Nice sunset on my Dingus walk

I'm glad im not a gambling man 😂

@ChaelSonnen Arman vs Paddy

Would you personally rather see Arman UFC Patty or Arman RAF Merab?

@SStricklandMMA @mattdavid1035 I strained my neck folding laundry one time. Like how tf do I strain a muscle I wasn't even using???

@mattdavid1035 I have a buddy who tears shit just doing the most basic activities...

Im not saying this is it ..... but every homie I have that has done steroids for too long their bodies become so fragile... Im not saying thats why but.... it does weaken everything...

@TheNotoriousMMA @arielhelwani 🙏💔

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

@BrianTcity I have better hair than you Brian

Connor said I’m Not and Ortega he will give him real competition. Mmmmhhhhh 🤔🤔🤔.