TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼

Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*

@MacMallyMMA Bro that is his clone in every way 😂 That’s wild

Gokhan’s daughters are now one year old and look just like him 🤣

@oscarswillis Yeah that was a banger

Mike Perry: ‘I’m looking for a car crash in there’ Nate Diaz: ‘drive safe’

5 minutes into the MVP Netflix card presser and Ronda is talking about lactating.

@AbdiOmarWAR @alexvolkanovski Roasted a little sweet potato with some red onion, half an avocado and two eggs for breakfast

@TheMMAlien @alexvolkanovski What are you cooking? 🖤

When I put on my @alexvolkanovski apron, just shut your mouth and prepare your tastebuds.

@tommydudd2 @alexvolkanovski It feels nice on bare skin

@TheMMAlien @alexvolkanovski As long as thats all you have on

@CSTodayNews 🔥🔥🔥

Gina Carano brought the vibes to Venice Beach yesterday for the MVP MMA x Netflix open workout. From dominating MMA to becoming one of the most recognizable action stars in entertainment, she still carries the same fighter energy every time she steps out. The crowd felt it. 🔥 #RouseyCarano #MVPMMA #netflix @ginacarano (🎥 @themmafoo )

@RedWolfMMA @alexvolkanovski

@TheMMAlien @alexvolkanovski I thought you were about to ask me to prepare another orifice 😭😭

@StarscreamSweep I don’t edit photos man. He’s just massive.

@TheMMAlien Thought this was edited for a second😭 crazy how Micheal Morales is 12ft tall, no idea how he makes 170

Idk man, after seeing Islam Makhachev and Michael Morales side by side I just don’t see how Islam could possibly win this fight.

@WonderbreadMMA @alexvolkanovski Get me a flight out to Tazzie and we’ll get it done 😂

@TheMMAlien @alexvolkanovski Can you wear it in my kitchen? Thanks.

@phillynextdoor @king__Jayc Happy birthday Jay 🎂

Happy birthday to my brother @king__Jayc I can’t let him steal all the girls!

@Fight_Talk_ The hole is the goal

@TheMMAlien He takes Islams butt

@funkyscouser Can I tape the penis to the body or something? I need to see the rules.

I just asked my coworker this… Megan Fox with a penis? Or Hulk Hogan with a vagina?

Tuco Tokkos fight week.

@TheMMAfoo Killin it bruv 🥹

I don't think I can top this one. Still can't believe it

@cody_merrow Bro 🤣

@PaulDej55161016 I explained on a comment on this thread 😂

@TheMMAlien Bro? How tf?

I still think about this from time to time.

@lagent213 Nah man I didn’t join that riot 😂

@TheMMAlien did you mock their new logo? 🤣

When your at the club and homie says he’s got a bathroom meeting, then walks out 15 minutes later like this #diazvsperry #mvpmma #mma #rouseyvscarano #rondarousey #ginacarano