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Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*

@FullMetalDojo @AlexanderKLee That’s actually my favourite Pinas of them all

@AlexanderKLee We worked with Pinas recently:

I’m having a little Pinas envy right now ngl

@connerburks Edward 40handz 🔥

it’s happening

@ziGGie816 @Home_of_Fight Off a snapped leg after 5 years of inactivity?

@TheMMAlien @Home_of_Fight Doesn’t matter. Conor’s always rushed in his fights.

🤝Daniel Cormier says people should stop criticizing Conor McGregor for throwing a dangerous kick at the start of the fight: “There have been times when people did crazy things to start a fight, and they worked. I remember Fabricio Werdum ran across the Octagon and superkicked Travis Browne like he was in the game Double Dragon. Jorge Masvidal did it to Ben Askren. Sure, everyone's mad because it went sideways. But if Conor had landed it, everybody would've praised him.” (via @dc_mma)

@Nintendochamp12 I’m gunna find out who it is

@TheMMAlien Someone’s leakin the gc

Someone called me a Nigerian Australian Homosexual on here the other day. Idk how they knew.

@YKBmessiah Hopefully.

That might genuinely be the last time we see conor in the octagon 💔

@TheMmaUpside They were on the money. Someone’s leaking my info.

@TheMMAlien That’s pretty specific.

@ElvisSinosickk Me and my five other personalities right now

To be honest I only like about 6 of you on this app

@ELaw32 A lot of the “fans” of him in the last 2-3 weeks had never been apart of a McGregor fight week and just wanted to hop on the hype train for clicks.

Wild to see some people that were massive Conor McGregor fans turn on the guy completely off of last night. Never thought i'd see it lol

Muscle Milk Mike vs Peg Leg McGreg is the fight to make in April 2027. And Mike probably beats him tbh.

@freelancegoon A true masterclass in bullshit 😂

@TheMMAlien I love this video lol she was on some bullshit as soon as she came out It was like a 3k dollar Hyundai too- ofc it’s gunna have a leak or two and she’s picking the thing apart inventing things to be wrong

Sorry Once a head gasket goes, there’s no fixing it - you gotta get some wd40 n put the barrel of a shotgun inside it and blow it to smithereens

@arbumsdaddy @Home_of_Fight

@TheMMAlien @Home_of_Fight Doesn’t matter that’s Conor’s style either way he’d use forceful kicks u retarded fuck

@MMADingus @WonderbreadMMA $5

@WonderbreadMMA @TheMMAlien OK just blow each other at this point. By the way can I watch?

Absolutely gobsmacked still. Why the fuck would you throw a bullshit ass kick that never lands? Why would you tempt fate with bullshit like that? Conor McGregor is a fraud.

@MMADingus @WonderbreadMMA No changes need to be made. Wonderbread is elite.

@TheMMAlien @WonderbreadMMA He should change his name to SourDough

@wj_247 @jedigoodman I have to speak to a surgeon to see if they can make me flaccid again

@jedigoodman @TheMMAlien how 🧱'd are we for #UFCCOCK

UFC going with this for the UFC Oklahoma City hashtag.

@EmmittZMcDowell I would but I think Max is taking the rest of the year off

@TheMMAlien Add Max vs Ruffy to that

Tom vs Ciryl Ilia vs Paddy Hokit vs Pereira MSG in November

@ELaw32 @BenTheBaneDavis

@TheMMAlien @BenTheBaneDavis That’s who I thought that was 🤣

Bro what the fuck is UFC 6’s Max Holloway model 😭

@TurnoutMMA Holy shit you’re so right

@TheMMAlien Roger would lose a close decision. I feel like he has Nate Diaz cardio

Bro showed up looking like Roger Klotz.