Mike Markelonis

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

Me singing The Buffalo Bills Shout Song #buffalobills #letsgobuffalo #cover

23rd & 24th of December, the World Cup for people with zero spatial awareness, going to the shop, meandering aimlessly, standing in the middle of an aisle, 3 point turning a trolley x

going to a gingerbread house competition tmr

Catching Bin Laden at McDonalds with a plane in his backpack

Show me your parents kitchen island you rich entitled fucks

Veterinary assistant the way I’m about to put a couple dogs down 😋😋😋

Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.

My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

As soon as I went bald I started getting so stoned and just rubbing my shit it feels so good

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The dog days are over

@jayjaymarinn hi

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming