MadbomberMike

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MadbomberMike

MadbomberMike

@MMike8834

Just a dude, playin a dude.... Just need some comedic relief, Master EOD Dude, dabbling in all things stupid!

Katılım Aralık 2023
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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
You know who would just LOVE to be in this fight right now??? Good ol Jamsheed!!!! We need someone to Raise the Ruckus!!!!! @Kurdistan_C .... get you some Jamsheeds!!!
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うさこ🐰🌸@ankoromochuu·
アメリカには保守派のFOXがあるでしょ? 私たち日本には保守的なテレビ局は無いんだ。 テレビ局はすべて左翼なんだよ。 しかもそこにお金をかけてるのが、中国なんだ。 だから、テレビしか見てない人たちは高市総理や安倍元総理のことをすごい「悪人」だと思ってる。 国を守ろうとする人を攻撃する
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Lowpostcloud@lowpostcloud·
@FrothyFriar Everyone that lives there plays... scheduling conflict boss is about to shoot fish in a barrel here. Haha
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Sunny
Sunny@sunnyright·
Y’all better not embarrass me in front of our new Japanese friends
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Happy Captain
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
Anytime I laugh when I write a post it gets zero likes.
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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@CDR1776 @sow413 Speaking my language brother! Just frighten it with a lighter and put it on my plate!!!
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Charlie
Charlie@CDR1776·
@sow413 @MMike8834 For rare steaks in the south, they will say “knock its horns off, wipe its butt and bring it here” 😂 we don’t have a creative order for medium rare
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captain S.O
captain S.O@sow413·
To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸
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Charlie
Charlie@CDR1776·
@MMike8834 @sow413 Well, I hope you like your steaks well done. We may need to ease our Japanese friends into that debate.
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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@CDR1776 @sow413 Yeah, we worked that all out yesterday man. Didnt you read the meeting notes before coming on shift? Hurry up, youre on the Grilling Team tonight so dont screw up the steaks for our new friends!
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Charlie
Charlie@CDR1776·
@sow413 I don’t think anybody in modern America holds any grudges towards Japan about Pearl Harbor. Much like many Japanese people don’t hold grudges towards us for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We as people are not superior to anyone. I personally love everybody.
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M.takewaka@m_takewaka·
My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?
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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@planefag Put the development guys from KelTec in there with em.... and their normal 8 kilos of BolivianMarching Powder (for starters of course)!
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planefag@planefag·
The "too long, didn't read;" we will soon have modern battleships carrying railgun armament co-developed by America and Japan. Imagine if we locked the CEO's of Mitsubishi and Lockeed-Martin in a "room you cannot leave until you build a Gundam." 🤔
planefag@planefag

It seems incredible to say, but these craftsman actually do exist - and some of them are in your country! The US Navy was working on developing a railgun; a weapon accelerating payloads with only electromagnetic force. Eventually the US Navy cancelled the program because they did not anticipate building any ships that could generate the power the weapon would need. The US Navy continued developing the guided shells for the weapon for use in conventional cannons, but during this time Japan began its own railgun research in partnership with the United States; building off the technology already developed (link to a relevant article is attached below.) Then, earlier this year, President Trump announced plans to construct new battleships. They will be large ships with enough power generation to use these railgun weapons. The guided projectiles mean they can engage anti-ship cruise missiles (the US Army has already done this in testing with the gunpowder powered version of the guided shell from a howitzer) and the guided shells fired from a railgun will move fast enough to credibly intercept hypersonic weapons, including anti-ship ballistic missiles. This goes a very long way towards solving one big challenge of modern naval warfare; limited magazine depth and limited missile stocks. So, surprisingly, we can actually build new battleships, and it's because of cooperation with Japan that it's possible. nationaldefensemagazine.org/articles/2023/…

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Brenda
Brenda@dovelove0624·
@MMike8834 @FringedCanuck We hate it as well, but it seems that we cant3vote our way out. We don't have a constituition.
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Salty Albertan@FringedCanuck·
Dear Russia: If the USA doesn’t Annex Canada, you want us? Canada is at the point of no return. Canadians will not save themselves. It’s obvious. USA says they want annexation yet do nothing. Do you,you’re next. Want Canada?
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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@Bunny_ngl I used to share an apartment with a gorgeous "lipstick lesbian". She was awesome! Gave me all sorts of pointers. Honestly one of the best roomies Ive had, no money or food or mess problems or drama. Never would let me watch tho.... butthead!
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Eva.@Bunny_ngl·
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do
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Ordnance Jay Packard Esq.
Ordnance Jay Packard Esq.@OrdnancePackard·
Yes, sweetheart. Much better to let them kill and rape innocent women and children and sit back while they expand their missile and nuclear technology so they can *truly* be the bullies of the middle east and we're unable to do anything about it. Then harpies like you will screech about how we didn't do anything when we had the chance. Shut the fuck up, you vapid harridan.
Michelle #AmericaFirst@MichelleRM68

@davidharsanyi @megynkelly "Do what's right" like invading a country, destroying their infrastructure including schools, and killing their innocent women and children when they never posed a threat to us? This war is unforgivable and could not be further from America First.

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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@ZeekArkham YES! BAMA IS TERRIBLE!!! Were all bigots and racists and uneducated and incestuous! Were SUPER poor and every structure is just a shack! Were probably contagious too! Nobody should move here!
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
You know what’s funny about this? I went to Alabama for FEMA training awhile back. Thought the Klan would be right there waiting for me as I got off the plane. Turned out to be one of the friendliest places I’d ever been. Sat and had dinner with a Sheriff’s Department from Mississippi when I had work in that state. I don’t think I’d ever laughed so hard in my life. Almost all of them had Confederate flag tattoos, but treated me like a brother. Meanwhile, I’ve faced more racism, prejudice, and hate from leftists who swear they’re the most tolerant and open-minded “Coexist” people out there. I’m thinking in the Newsom household, their kids didn’t have to leave their house in order to learn about racism, sexism, and bullying.
MAZE@mazemoore

In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states. Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.

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MadbomberMike
MadbomberMike@MMike8834·
@Maguro_Maznaga Liberals are just exhausting! There is no joy and no love in those miserable eyes!
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松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
リベラルが嫌われるわけだよ。自分の好きなモノをいきなり外野から全否定してくるんだもの
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桜城れい🌸🏯🌸愛国だもん🌸🏯🌸
トランプ大統領が移民に激怒する姿が話題に 「地獄みたいな国から来ておいて、やることは“文句と被害者ヅラ”だ! そんな連中はアメリカに要らない。不満があるなら、さっさと自分の国に帰って、自分の国を直してこい!」 正論ですね。 日本もこの姿勢を見習うべき
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