Marissa Monticolo

Dating in LA is just waiting for everyone to divorce their starter wives.

@meena I'm so pissed, Meena. What we could have had. Instead we get this goddamn clown show.

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So Bannon wants Musk deported, wants his drug use investigated - this, after Musk says Trump wouldn't have won the election and Democrats would be in control of the House and Senate if it weren't for Musk. Prepare for them to spin spin spin spin.

I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

This is what a former Israeli Prime Minister said about Gaza.

the pope from chicago receiving a message from god

#LanaDelRey serving up Oklahoma Broadway musical porch vibes complete with character shoes at #Stagecoach and I'm loving it. Bayou Queen Era ignited.

@AlexNavarro7 Alex. lol

Today is national Karen Huger Sentencing Day for those practicing Bravoholics #RHOP

NEW: @doge quietly deletes the five largest spending cuts it was celebrating last week. All contained errors that wildly over-inflated how much had been saved. nytimes.com/2025/02/25/ups…

@carolinerenard_ You and a handful of others are the only reason I still check this place out.

I would say 40% of the accounts on here are bots. The blue check marks under a post never make any sense when they’re responding to your tweets.

Respectfully, we've had enough change over the last few months like, I didn't need a new #TheWhiteLotus open title sequence jam.

@tbhattacharya The Restaurant - SWE drama series (Acorn TV/AMC) The Split - delicious BBC procedural (Hulu/Kanopy) Baby Fever - Danish dark comedy - loved (Netflix)

@tbhattacharya Not recent, and not American but I enjoyed these... Frayed - AU/UK dark comedy (MAX) Fisk - AU workplace comedy on (Netflix) Love & Anarchy - SWE workplace/family dark comedy (Netflix) The Empress - GER series about Sissi of Austria (Netflix)

Is there any good TV on right now? I feel like I’ve seen everything that interests me. I’ve heard every podcast. I’m blazing through books right now, which is great – – but what the hell?

Guys as badly as I want someone to tell him to fuck right off and boo so loudly he pouts in a chair for the next 2 hours, this is not from tonight— it’s from an Iowa State game a few years ago #SuperBowl

Me and my friends realizing there are 326 days left in 2025 #Severance @AppleTV

Look, I think it’s great to bring Hollywood back to Hollywood and you’ll get zero argument from me there. However, I think it’s naïve and foolish to think this solves the larger issue for most people Hollywood employs which has been percolating for years.

We still can’t live here when the pay for said jobs has stagnated yet rent and cost of living has increased. That there has been ZERO assistance from the government since the WGA/SAG strikes apart from a BS council is egregious; especially given industry impact on other business.

@TheAnkler @elainelow We still can’t live here when the pay for said jobs has stagnated while rent and cost of living has increased. That there has been zero assistance from the government since the WGA/SAG strikes apart from a BS council is egregious— especially given its impact on other businesses.

Amid massive job losses, @elainelow takes us inside the broadly-supported #StayInLA campaign, which aims to uncap the tax incentives for productions shooting in L.A. County and have studios commit to 10% more L.A. production over the next three years theankler.com/p/stayinla-des…

@SenBillCassidy You’re a joke.

I’ve had very intense conversations with Bobby and the White House over the weekend and even this morning. I want to thank VP JD specifically for his honest counsel. With the serious commitments I’ve received from the administration and the opportunity to make progress on the issues we agree on like healthy foods and a pro-American agenda, I will vote yes.

Now that we’re fully in a place of trade wars, when the stock market crashes on Monday, what are we calling our depresh? Greater Depression, Grandest Depression?

“BuT iT’s DEi”