Matt Cholakian

@Matt_Pinner Lacrosse

This is hard

I’m not sure who it was in line at the DMV that smelled like weed, and I’m generally all for having a good time, but maybe you refrain before trying to address anything related to driving?

@MaryHogins @campbellclaret So insignificant that you want it for yourself, huh? Interesting.

The same dictator who said Armenia — one of the world’s oldest civilizations — isn’t “worthy to be a servant.” The Irony — this is coming from a state that wasn’t even a historical footnote when Armenia was already building cities, culture, and a legacy. Yet, his country’s biggest achievement is surviving its own propaganda.

The award for shiniest shoes of the Munich conference goes to … President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan. Previous winner of many corruption and dictatorship awards, and also the only leader in the world whose wife is the Vice President … quite a guy. But those shoes!!! Wow …

@Christy4Change Baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. You will be amazed at how well it works.

Guys, it’s 2026. You need to let this pan go.

@MaryHogins Did we really expect anything other than this? When Biden acknowledged the Genocide it was about making a statement to Turkey, not doing what is right. We are insignificant pawns in their game.

Deleting a tweet that accurately named the Armenian Genocide right after visiting its memorial isn’t just a flub — it’s a kowtow to denial and geopolitical appeasement. Instead of honoring 1.5 million victims by stating the obvious, the Vice President reflexively erased historical truth because the administration can’t handle being inconvenient to an ally that denies genocide — a move that reeks of cowardice and political calculation, not leadership or respect. @VP

@rmean And yet the Republicans still can’t seem to field a candidate that likable enough to get elected. It’s mind boggling to me.

Gavin Newsom absolutely destroyed California

@SCVegas Treasure Island, 30 years ago.

@Coltfan7 @VitalVegas My literal words to my wife about 5 years ago at Disneyland, as groups are just sitting in the middle of the walkway was “have these people ever been in public before?” It’s amazing that these people get through life.

@VitalVegas I'm a firm believer that there should be classes in schools called "How to act in public like you've been there before"

There should be a special section in Las Vegas casinos for people who have had liquor before.

That was the longest 1 second of game time I’ve ever seen. #OleMiss

Indiana looks unstoppable right now

@valleysportsguy According to the broadcast team he is going to missed, will be very tough to replace, and has a real shot of playing in Sunday’s. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Warner is an absolutely terrible QB and I’m more excited after today that he’s gone after this season.

@SnoopDogg just raised the bar for Bad Bunny!

If anyone knows what a genocide looks like, it is the Turks.

Stop the genocide! #FreePalestine

@SSN_FresnoState He is, which makes me worry he won’t be here next year.

BRYSON DONELSON IS BAD MAN!!!

@SSN_FresnoState Could be. Annoying that they pointed us to CWTV.com which made you go to the app.

@MPCholak I don’t think the game was on YouTube until they saw the app problems

CW app working?

I’ve never watched a post game show and gotten emotional and sad. These guys really are the best in the business. #InsideTheNBA

@alexisohanian Amem!

Every Armenian man wakes up one day at 40 and realizes they’re not grilling/smoking/BBQing enough meat and overnight they transform. These are the rules,

@CollinRugg How does she propose they increase seat size in a fixed sized aircraft? Are they going to remove half the seats? Wait until she sees the new ticket price on that airline!

NEW: Airlines are considering issuing weight-based fees for obese passengers, according to Fox News. This is the way. The Fox report comes as airlines are exploring ways of reducing fuel costs and protecting the environment. Finnair recently expanded their "weight data collection initiative" where passengers voluntarily weigh themselves before getting on a plane. "These developments indicate a growing interest in the airline industry in exploring weight-based strategies for both operational efficiency and potential future pricing models," Fox reported. The report comes as overweight flyers are beginning to lash out at airlines for making the "seats too small." One influencer has launched a petition, demanding that the airlines make bigger seats.