Soup Dan (Danny Jeyaraj)

Long Live the Soup Armee Faktion!!! Long Live the Revolution!! and Long Live all you fine parliamentarians!! Mp for Ajax is retreating into Lake Ontario to perform protracted peoples warfare.

Repudiate? or nah

So I did a Tarot readinga as part of the Ministry of the fate of the World.................This isnt looking good.

@PaulESigh1 NO COME BACK!!!! EVERYTHING IS DYING!!

THE PM HAS DISAPPEARED, CONCERN IS WAVERING, POWERGRABS, they look cold

@charlene_cmp Oh no!

I see Red

Contain the mystery yoghurt!!

@PaulESigh1 Barefax?

Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition gives first hand account of purchasing love (near the Byward Market). It was suggested he seek therapy

@CMPDoduck There is no correlation between cold soup and serial killers but we welcome your critique.

It’s a real shame to hear that the member for Ajax @MPDannyJ wishes to continue the dangerous practice of providing cold soup. Does he WANT more cold hearted serial killers?

@PaulESigh1 Its okay I forgive my accusers in the interst of reconcilliation.

Soup Party leader accused of supporting the killing of people

@charlene_cmp Why drag cats into politics? smh.

EXCLUSIVE: an anon tip the executives of the newsroom about the possibility of a communist among us. We will investigate this thoroughly while also being mindblowned by these questions

Now that I have got your attention. Good Morning! I hope your feeling great!

The Democratic Soupcialist project is not just to create better living standards, but to create joy. It is a response to the loneliness and deep sadness that occurs when everything is commodified and people are left on their own, without communal ties or collective support.

@CMPDoduck I very much approve of the judicious use of cream!!!!

Makin’ some post-parliamentary soup!

live footage of me watching shrimp swim around and quietly yearning for the simplicity and peace of the primordial soup I someday hope to return to

I am very excited for this weekend!!!

@HQazaqui You can't put a price on a genuine expression of human affection. Trust me any attempt at monetisation of the hug would lead to it losing its inherent value.

@HQazaqui Oh buddy 😟. A hug is when someone holds another person tightly in their arms to express affection. But it dosent need to be physical 🤗

thank you so much for bringing this to my attention ciara! while the sprinkler water in the park is, as the sign says, currently not potable the Soup Party of Canada is currently working to make all Canadian water potable so your future soups will be both delicious and healthy!