Lord Monsieur Prepuce 🕯🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

Absolute bombshell. The Pentagon just admitted that Trump put real estate developer Steve Witkoff and his son-in-law Jared Kushner in charge of nuclear negotiations with Iran. When their amateur diplomacy failed, they launched a massive war. Incompetence at the highest level!

She was probably just jealous that her neighbour was able to speak properly, use long words, construct complete sentences, and make total sense.

BREAKING: "The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to President Trump. 'Thank you.'"— Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

Three guesses. Hint. Top right... 😍

Although we would go further, these ILR changes are a step in the right direction If Keir Starmer is too weak to get his backbenchers to vote for his own policy, he can rely on our votes to get this through parliament. We will always put the national interest first If Keir Starmer and Shabana Mahmood water down these plans it will show they are too weak to protect our country’s borders - because they are scared of Angela Raynor and their own backbenchers

"Nick used to be seen as a sensible, moderate conservative thinker..." By whom? Certainly not by anyone to the left of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

NEW: Rachel Reeves sets out plans for UK to align more closely with EU rules - saying Brexit "did damage” with impact on GDP as high as 8%. Chancellor said deviating from regulations set in Brussels should be “the exception, not the norm”. She acknowledged she would have to win political argument, with Brexiteers viewing divergence as one of key benefits of leaving EU. “There are areas in which regulatory autonomy may be necessary for sectors with unique characteristics or strategic importance for the UK, but that should be the exception, not the norm. “To get this right, we must work more closely with businesses, both here and across Europe, but when the economic gains exceed the costs, the trade-off is worth making.”