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“Whether I'm on or off the leash I bite, streets are my life Click, click, boom Another life taken too soon, another mother had a funeral Still waters run deep”

Just paid my rent early. Now I have somewhere I can starve 😒

How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone but no one forces extroverts to be quiet for a while??

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

If u riding in my car that lil middle piece is FOR MY ELBOW, NOT YOURS

*me in my 5th relationship* "i've never felt like this before"

SPEED LIMIT OF SEX IS.. 68 BECAUSE AT 69 YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND!!

Don't be sad, laundry. Nobody's doing me either.

The more you try to hold things together, the more they will fall apart.

Some wives are funny....• They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman that does😆

I told a coworker that I knew he was a C-Section baby by how he avoids labor. I'm on my way to HR now.

Nothing lasts forever. Nothing's that brief.

like 2pac said, "it's hard being black"

I’m in for the long game, you’ll eventually come to see my charms

Softness is a choice. Kindness is a superpower. May I never lose either.

A lion 🦁 would never drink 🍻 & drive 🚗 But Tiger 🐯 Wood

Is it a hostage situation if a person with several personalities threatens to kill himself? 🤔

RIP Cain, you'd have loved How to Get Away With Murder.

Abana Kufipenya fipenya Fye🤦‍♂️

@views999 Cock island

Give this Island a perfect name