Marc Remi - False Prophet, LLC.

Guys...what part of False Prophet are you not getting...

Everyone in the inner circle will know Pete did it in a drunken rage but no one will say anything because Pete won't remember it. There will be a lot of parties on both sides.

The iPhone 16 will just be a Samsung Galaxy S23 with Apple stickers covering up all the Samsung logos. #iPhone #Apple #SamsungGalaxyS23

In a reverse class action lawsuit, Elon Musk will sue all users who depart Twitter for other apps due to the removal of the block function.

After calling Mark Watney a loser, president Trump will negotiate the sale of Acidalia Planitia to Elon Musk so he can charge @NASA rent while Mark is alive.

Welcome to the Oval Office President Trump - White House staffer, Inauguration Day, January 20, 2025. #Trump2024

The Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl exactly 37 times by the year 3000. #Browns #DawgPound #NFL

February 17th, 2024 will be a great day to have a Tequila Sunrise for breakfast.

Taco Tuesday will become an internationally recognized weekly three day event known as 4T - Taco Tuesday Through Thursday by 2038. #TacoTuesday #4T

Remember that thing you said that one time? The thing you hope won’t come back to haunt you? Well, it won’t. #awkward #ornot

Cable news channels will open TikTok accounts and move their entire model there in 2025. #TikTok #cablenews

Ducks will be the end of you.

The Truth Entertainment Network - TEN/10 - will be a sister company to #truthsocial. It will aim to entertain true patriots with shows that own the woke left.

Welcome to the Oval Office Vice President Lake - same White House staffer later that day.

The law will be touted by @GovRonDeSantis as the best way to straighten out those "woke kids" by building their character through hard work. Additionally, forced overtime during election season will become one of the most effective ways to keep #GenZ from voting.

In response to the state wide labor shortage, Florida Republicans will pass a law requiring all children aged 14-19 (up to age 22 if not enrolled in college) to work in one of the shorted fields at minimum wage. Exemptions will be available for "qualified" families. #FLGOP

Jake Paul will fight Floyd Mayweather in 2026. I won't predict the outcome of the fight but I will say the loser will be the fans that pay to watch it. #JakePaul #floydmayweather