Matt Johnson

@SibylRights2024 @MarioNawfal It previously held the guy’s gin & tonic, and the dog was underage.

@MarioNawfal Why'd he have to rinse that cup so many times...

Nobody asked him to. Nobody was watching. He just saw something needed doing and did it. The world runs on moments exactly this small.

@patmcc17 @nes2533 @MaryLTrump I knew that if I read enough of the comments, there would be at least one that echoed my sentiments exactly. Nobody is forcing you to read her posts, @nes2533.

@nes2533 @MaryLTrump Why should she go away? Maybe you could choose not to read her posts.

This is not the kind of insider knowledge most people have access to, but my grandfather, Fred Trump, Sr., was not born in Germany; he was born in the Bronx, NY, and grew up in Woodhaven, Queens--something you'd think his favorite son would know.

@_soTrendy @MattWallace888 She looks to me like she’s laughing, not crying.

@MattWallace888 thats literally her own hand, not the securing gaurds. lmao

@Ketchumprofire @CoppellHomes @TheRickWilson @tedcruz

@CoppellHomes @TheRickWilson @tedcruz I think you definition of great is different than everyone else’s

No one loves you.

@jerrynixon Yup, it took place in the Spanish state of Navarra (which could have autocorrected to Nevada, I suppose…).

This race took place in Spain, not Nevada. D'oh!

In 2012, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was about to win a race (in Nevada) when he misunderstood the signs and stopped too short of victory. Behind him, Spanish runner Ivan Fernandez understood, refused to pass Abel but instead pushed him until he crossed the finish line ahead of him. Later, a journalist said to Ivan, "You could have won!" To which Ivan replied, "What would my mother have thought?" #sportsmanship #parenting

@AdamHoppa24 @wspd3pio Given that Trooper Thorson said nothing even remotely big headed, I conclude that you, “Adam”, are a pot-stirring bot. (But if I’m wrong and you are flesh-and-blood, don’t go out of your way to be a douche.)

@wspd3pio Thank you, sir. At the same time, don't let your head get too big doing good deeds. It's literally your job that I pay you to do.

Whoever left their SUV abandoned on the SR 395 Blue Bridge in Kennewick, not cool! You just backed up traffic for miles. Side note: I seized your falsified trip permit so you can’t change the dates with whiteout anymore.

@ABLippitt #EatingLikeElvis

@cristin_carey Push harder.

RT @vanessaho: So funny. Colbert to Rep. Jim McDermott: 'Congressman, do you like big butts?' Watch video here: ow.ly/oQGAN

Rally at Town Hall for the Duwamish! #riverforall #pugetskeeper

We're putting the fun in fund drive @KUOW -- call early and often! 543-9595 or 866-677-5869. #kuowpledge

Chaired my first Puget Soundkeeper Alliance board meeting. #likeaboss

Today's the day. Have you cast your ballot? #voteuporshutup