Mr Kansas

@shawnorchunter @Geniustechw Works for avoiding deployments also.

@Geniustechw Probably keeps herself pregnant to get fitness waivers. I recall a woman in my unit who arrived pregnant and got pregnant twice more, right when her pregnancy waivers was due to expire. She was way out of standards but she was untouchable as long as she was pregnant.

What is her job in the Army? 🤔

@tlobahs @DumbFxckFinder I'd kinda rather Spirit existed so that I can avoid it. Now the customer base of Spirit will disperse to the other Airlines.

@DumbFxckFinder Spirit is only for stupid ebt abusing apes anyways just like carnival. Now airlines can start becoming a bit more profitable with less retarded competition.

Pocahontas finds her inner Spirits

@Games__ovr Wile E Coyotes daring without his survivability.

@AsianDigest If trains were constantly silently sneaking up and attacking you I'd bet you'd be protesting too.

Indians Vs Trains battle has escalated with people protesting over Trains being mercilessly unforgiving in hitting them.

Tariffs are a tax on consumers. The disastrous tariffs that Ashley Moody supports have destroyed jobs and increased prices — it’s hurting families in Florida and it needs to end. news4jax.com/news/politics/…

EBT recipients are in a crisis over the new rules 😭

@genocidalgirl Indian Fumunda Cheese has to be a new level of stink.

10,000 years behind us evolutionarily

@PainfuIDeath Man that thing was stealthy. Could've gotten anyone.

Today’s episode of Elephants vs. Indians is amazing.

🚨BREAKING:🚨OBAMA'S HOUSEKEEPER FOUND DEAD INSIDE WASHINGTON DC RESIDENCE: POLICE - The DC Metropolitan Police reportedly responded to the home of former President Barack Obama in the early hours of Sunday morning regarding a DECEASED INDIVIDUAL who was later identified as the Obama family's housekeeper. The individual is said to be a male in his mid-30s but no name or other identifying information has been publicly released at this point. Reports indicate that Barack and Michelle Obama WERE HOME at the time of this incident, the man was pronounced dead at the scene with no cause of death yet publicly released and a FULL INVESTIGATION is underway. Stay tuned for more updates on this BOMBSHELL STORY. Why do young men who work for the Obamas keep ending up dead? Is this just a strange coincidence or is the most CORRUPT President in US history also a STONE COLD KILLER?

@PooWorldOrderr Looney Tunes was supposed to be entertainment, not inspiration.

Indian Spiderman

Ashley Moody had the chance to rein-in the insurance companies, but time and again, she’s chosen to protect her backers. I’m running to tackle the high insurance rates crushing Floridians. winknews.com/wink_investiga…

@X9_redux Having Wile E Coyote as a God isn't working out too well for them

60 indians a day die from trains 100 indians a day die by drowning 30 indians a day die by electrocution These are on average low end numbers. They are lemmings at best. Actually that might be mean to lemmings.

@amyklobuchar Trying to distance yourself from the dirt ?

As the former U.S. Attorney for Minnesota, Andy Luger exposed the fraud and indicted over 70 people. He and I worked together to make sure he had the prosecutors he needed to take these cases on, and I’m honored to have his support.

सिर्फ 5 सेकंड की जल्दबाज़ी और चली गई एक जान।😢 एक लड़के की ट्रेन छूट रही थी,वह दौड़कर चलती ट्रेन में चढ़ने की कोशिश करने लगा, लेकिन तभी उसका पैर फिसल गया और वह सीधे ट्रेन के नीचे घुस गया, हादसा इतना भयानक था कि मौके पर ही कटकर उसकी दर्दनाक मौत हो गई, प्लेटफॉर्म पर मौजूद लोग और सुरक्षाकर्मी देखते ही रह गए, किसी को संभलने का मौका तक नहीं मिला चलती ट्रेन पकड़ने की कोशिश कभी भी जानलेवा बन सकती है, इसलिए चलती ट्रेन में नहीं चढ़ना चाहिए।

@RjNol Must be the Indian Mark Spitz. Any body of water deeper than 1 cm usually prove fatal to them.

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A man's neck got stuck in a motorcycle while performing a game 👀

@TrissM33772 Snuck up on him. Could've happened to anyone. Head on a swivel folks.

Cursed with trains

Coming soon to Overland Park.