matt ridley

@andon_thinking tuning in and listing from Canada. Fight the power!!

@NeedlesOnNews Well I'm giving up and going to bed. win or lose, I'm going back to hating the city of Toronto tomorrow

If they don't win this game...

@NeedlesOnNews Virginia started handing out potatoes as an option to the candy. We went through a 15lb bag. So if you here stories of the potato house, it was us

Put out a big bowl of candy tonight because we'd be away taking the kids Trick or Treating and watching the game. Get home to find all the candy gone - and somebody had stolen our bowl? That's... scummy. #ldnont

@NeedlesOnNews @BrandonTozzo Well, Ive know Brandon for a while, and I can tell you, he'd never say "we spared no expense"

@BrandonTozzo Sound like somebody is getting a $275 ticket for running their own Jurassic Park.

My daughter informed me we have dinosaurs in the basement, which, I'm pretty sure, violates the City's Animal Control Bylaw. Yikes.

When the hamburger buns continue to be the punchline in a bad joke:

Going to become the first Matthew that doesn't go by "Matt." From now on, call me "Thew"

@idrew_up Shop glitter!

@idrew_up < Driving a manual and never shifting out of 4th gear

Me: ok

Home from work, get all season tires out of storage, buys a new battery, drives kid to st. Thomas to deal with the situation. Kid: oh... I didn't bring the keys...

Kid: I got a flat tire Me: ok Kid: someone helped me change the tire Me: ok Kid: the battery is dead Me: ok Wife: picked up the kid. We will deal with later Me: ok

@idrew_up What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck???!? ?!?

Can't believe I was compared to pene pasta. Dogshit

@idrew_up And hide your own Easter eggs!

@idrew_up Just like grammar used to make

@idrew_up Nvm nails. Eat popcorn kernels. Let the heat do the pop. pop. Pop pop.poppopopippippop. pop

@idrew_up The backyard of the old cottage

something about trump yelling "but i saw it on television" when he got fact checked on the bullshit immigrants eating pets story felt profoundly sad. bye bye grandpa

@idrew_up Your grandfather likes Motown. Not sure if there is a particular song, but he was a fan of the genre

@MikePMoffatt Fun fact: that was previously known as the Lipton building, and was also the cold war relocation site for London city hall