Michael

@SweepTheLeg337 When I worked the door at a bar in college a dude tried to use my brother's ID to get in. I said "thats my brother" The dude said "how you been bro" I let him in

@JasonGrefer @KyleTuckerCBB I prefer Tuck N Run

@KyleTuckerCBB Tucker's Turning Points

That’s it, I’m starting a crisis management consulting firm for college basketball coaches.

@nolegirl151 Melon Felon just took me out. Fuck that's funny

So.. If the Melon Felon gets impeached, is the UFC event at the White House canceled?

@BradSturgill3 @KyleTuckerCBB Because he's a dick

@KyleTuckerCBB Why does so many people hate Seth Greenberg?

If I could never make the tournament, I’d also think everybody should get in.

@DylanBallard_UK He looks tired af

Having a troll account on social media might be the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life.

@rachelRACH10 @KySportsRadio @PolacheckKSR That's pretty crazy, but what do I know

@MRudolphComedy @KySportsRadio @PolacheckKSR He’s going into a damn cease-fire zone to meet with a player - how desperate can you got?

Source tells KSR that Pope is on his way to Israel to meet with a player. @PolacheckKSR is on the scent to figure out who and should have it soon

@dsuttle23 He must just be a massive dork

@MRudolphComedy New game: “I love mark Pope, but he can’t ________ worth af” 👀

I love Mark Pope, but he can't recruit worth af

I'm still disappointed that Kon Knueppel didn't change his name to Pro Knueppel

@jeanphilippedr1 @ocampoxlaw What facts

@MRudolphComedy @ocampoxlaw Facts say not at all.

A large part of the mistake they make in this debate is thinking that Hulk Hogan was a worldwide sensation in the 80s. In Mexico, Hulkamania was a completely unknown phenomenon. Hogan’s name meant nothing to fans in most of the world. The only worldwide sensations at the time were André the Giant and Mil Máscaras. That Hogan was an incredibly great star in the United States doesn’t mean he was popular everywhere. WWE didn’t become global until the 21st century.

@HawkEmDownChris Stansbury

Without googling, can you name a fictional college?

BBC. Lol

@VinnysCorner1 Sultan of Swat

What is your favorite all-time nickname in sports??? I’ll start: Man of Steal

@Rizwanabbasi022 120

You can't use the calculator.

@DividendMil This is honestly the only mathematical theory I have used dozens of times in my adult life.

I’m 42 years old and I am yet to ever use the Pythagorean theory in a real life setting… Another reason why financial education should be taught in schools instead of trigonometry

Leader in the clubhouse for “shit you don’t see these days” Something going DOWN in price

@WrestleFriendly It was 100% part of the show. Its Danhausen. Its his schtick

During John Cena and Danhausen segment a pyro malfunction led to an unexpected explosion that shocked them both guys for a minute. 💀 Michael Cole and Wade Barrett tried to cover for the mistake by acting like the botch was part of the show. Danhausen also did his goofy ring exit by hiding under the ring in front of everyone, which caused Cena to break character. 😂🤣 Cena: "Retired life is awesome!" The entire segment was HILARIOUS! 😭😭

@CharlotteAlter @bobbyfijan I think it's also sorta dumb to assume you know how all people without dogs feel about dogs. Asking is absolutely not rude

@bobbyfijan I think the problem is that you should already know the answer. It's forcing people to either lie and say theyre fine with it, or to tell you the dog isn't welcome, which people don't normally take well

My contribution to the dog discourse is that it's rude to ask a dogless person if you can bring your dog to their home. They know what dogs are. If they wanted a dog in their home, they would own a dog. They don't own a dog because they don't want a dog in their home.