Rev. Christopher "Fuzzy" Mayeux

What’s that one Windows software stopping you from fully switching to Linux?

Dear windows kindly fix this

@trumplicans2024 I'd say...

and you say...

This video is going viral as people start to realize what Melania was doing

@AscensoInfinitx The so-called "Chronovisor" is one of the first AI fakes to be released onto an unsuspecting public. It doesn't exist... never has.

🚨 ¡LO QUE EL VATICANO NO QUIERE QUE VEAS! 🚨 Estas imágenes pertenecen al Cronovisor, la máquina del tiempo oculta en Roma. 😱 Mira los últimos minutos de los dinosaurios antes del impacto que lo cambió todo. ¿Es tecnología real o el secreto mejor guardado de la iglesia? 👀

@1Nicdar I must admit... she was good at taking vacations, and giggling incoherently.

I could but it’s kinda nasty.

@Matt_Pinner Several. Stop by, and I'll give you one (if you promise to read it).

Don't lie Do you still own a physical Bible ? A. Yes B. No

Your doorbell dings and you see this. What do you do?

@trumplicans2024 I believe it's a requirement, if you want to graduate 3rd grade.

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@femalebodybuil6 "The Fleecing Of A Nation"

“Where am I?” 😅😂

@WorkElizab yes.... Me.

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@STRONGndHEALTHY @brockpierson That joke's starting to get a little old. come up with a new one.

@brockpierson At the university...

Be honest, have you ever used Linux for your daily driver operating system?

@otokyo__ I made it ... but that changed when I hit 41.

Anyone?🤔

@otokyo__ No, they are not. If I want to lick a picture, I'll buy an old-school postage stamp.

be brutally honest: are tattoos on a girl attractive?

@oelma__ Tire pressure sensor. Either one or more tires need air, or one of the sensor modules needs to be replaced.

Unknown warning light on dash. Not in manual either.

@Sofia50020Sofia We've got this thing now, called "ear plugs"... try them.

@realpvarma Very true. I got an old Dell Optiplex (Pentium D,w/4GB ram) that I use in the lab. It originally had WinXP, and dragged ass all the time. It's now got Ubuntu on it, and hauling ass instead of dragging it.

Hot take: old PCs don't need upgrades, they just need Linux. agree?

@trumplicans2024 Because a lot of my customers still pay in cash, and it's a pain in the ass to make a special trip to the bank, to deposit it.

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@TheRealMarina0 That's his story, and it's sticking to him.

Do you think the pope is the earthly representative of Christ? A. YES B. NO