Mike Henriksen (he/him)

@MegMorleyWalter You should see the video of Ari eating this thing. He only took a bite, but he bursts into tears. It’s pretty dramatic. I’ve been deeply ashamed of him ever since.

How it started. How it’s going

We just bought 5 more of these

The entire state of Utah is wearing shorts today because our knee masks can no longer contain our powerful independence economy.

After six months of teaching at a public high school in person through a mask I’ve finally figured out how to do it well: think like the virus and whisper sweet sweet winks like that but sweeter

my students used to follow me on this web site so they could get the Scoop on new Arby’s favs.. here’s the latest scoop.. don’t

@HeGotGronch just finished Batman Annual 5. Thank you so much for making the story feel like it was worth every penny and more. Too often annuals feel like tired cash-grab extras. You guys—and your art, in particular—made something amazing.

My neighbor Craig is not pregnant. He’s just a dirty liar and I want my crib back.

I’m on this podcast. It was a fun conversation to be part of.

@eric_steinmann We need to rewatch Teen Wolf Too.

For your consideration: Teen Wolf (1985) is the greatest sports movie ever made.

One of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

.@CHPolice I saw my neighbor Craig answer the door in a woman's bathrobe so I've placed myself under auto-arrest. Waiting for pickup.

An Imperial Jawa was a guest speaker at church today.

An introduction to The October Movie Club (featuring a lot of analysis on folk horror) by @MSHenriksen thebeehive.com/october-movies…

Hey, folks. @TheBeehiveHQ published this article that I wrote about some scary movies--The Wicker Man movies and Midsommar. If you like thinking about things way more than they deserve, you might like reading it. thebeehive.com/october-movies…

.@RMP_Utah Still waiting. If you had been more upfront about a realistic timeframe, I would have prioritized moving food out of my freezers and into my parents’ or neighbors’. Instead, I have hundreds of dollars of food in freezers that is probably ruined now. Thanks for that.

My neighbor Craig eats face masks but at least he’s trying.

@DallinFuell Just saw this. I still have a picture of you on the wall in my classroom. I miss all Fuells, but you guys back at the beginning of my time at RHS are a tough group to beat. Hope all is well.

@nkjemisin your Far Sector book feels so relevant right now for so many reasons. Thanks so much.

Do you doubt it for even a second?

I wrote a thing and tricked The Beehive into publishing it. thebeehive.com/the-reverse-ut…